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Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

End of Watch (2012)

Title: End of Watch (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 109 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-09-21 (Theater)
Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal Michael Pena Anna Kendrick Frank Grillo America Ferrera
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

End of Watch stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena as young Los Angeles police officers Taylor and Zavala as they patrol the city's meanest streets of south central Los Angeles. Giving the story a gripping, first-person immediacy, the action unfolds through footage from the handheld HD cameras of the police officers, gang members, surveillance cameras, and citizens caught in the line of fire to create a riveting portrait of the city's most dangerous corners, the cops who risk their lives there every day, and the price they and their families are forced to pay. -- (C) Open Road

Good Kids (2014)

Title: Good Kids (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-01-15 (Theater)
Cast: Angela Ray Clark Vincent Tula Vince Tula
Genre: Drama Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A stoned father talks about kids, bullies and the grim state of affairs our children face in the "real world". This short film portrays a remarkably simplified observation by a young, ambitious father and his emotionally deprived wife.

Kids-R (2014)

Title: Kids-R (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2014-05-20 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Paul Ehrlich (II) Elton John David Furnish Dave Pelzer
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Having personally witnessed Sir Elton John's failed attempt to adopt a child, a young couple questions if they are ready for kids and whether everyone should be required to match a certain criteria in order to become either biological or adoptive parents.(c) Official Site

The Watch (2012)

Title: The Watch (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Stiller Vince Vaughn Jonah Hill Richard Ayoade Rosemarie DeWitt
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood -- and the world -- from total extermination. -- (C) 20th Century Fox

Sexy Baby (2012)

Title: Sexy Baby (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-19 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Sexy Baby is the first documentary film to put faces to a seismic cultural shift: the cyber age is creating a new sexual landscape. While doing research for the film, we had intimate and candid conversations with kids in middle school classrooms, suburban shopping malls, nightclubs, college dorms, and even conducted an informal roundtable during a high school house party. While chronicling trends among small town and big city kids, we discovered this: Having pubic hair is considered unattractive and "gross." Most youngsters know someone who has emailed or texted a naked photo of themselves. Many kids have accidentally or intentionally had their first introduction to sex be via hardcore online porn. Facebook has created an arena where kids compete to be "liked" and constantly worry about what image to portray - much of what was once private is now made public. And the list goes on... -- (C) Official Site

Happy (2011)

Title: Happy (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 75 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-18 (DVD)
2011-09-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Drama Kids & Family Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Does money make you happy? Kids and family? Your work? Do you live in a world that values and promotes happiness and well-being? Are we in the midst of a happiness revolution? Roko Belic, director of Genghis Blues now brings us Happy, a film that sets out to answer these questions and more. Taking us from the bayous of Louisiana to the deserts of Namibia, from the beaches of Brazil to the villages of Okinawa, Happy explores the secrets behind our most valued emotion. -- (C) Official Site

My Brothers (2012)

Title: My Brothers (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 84 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-11-30 (Theater)
Cast: Timmy Creed Paul Courtney T.J. Griffin Kate Ashfield Don Wycherley
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A sudden family crisis sends three siblings off on an adventure in this comedy-drama set in working-class England in 1987. Noel (Timmy Creed) is the oldest of three bothers living with their ailing father. Noel and his siblings -- eleven-year-old Paudie (Paul Courtney), who is quick with a joke and dreams of playing professional football some day, and seven-year-old Scwally (T.J. Griffin), who is shy and fascinated with Star Wars even though he hasn't actually seen the film -- are all having a hard time dealing with the knowledge that their father has only a short time to live. When Dad falls asleep, Noel takes off his watch for safekeeping, but when he gets in a fight the timepiece is broken beyond repair. Though the watch was just a cheap digital model, it was Dad's most prized possession, won at an amusement park in Ballybunion; Noel doesn't want Dad to know what happened, so he "borrows" a bread truck from a neighbor and sets off for Ballybunion to find a replacement. Since he hurt his hand in the fight, Noel brings Paudie along to help him work the gear shift, and Scwally is allowed to tag along so he won't tell on his brothers; the brothers see plenty of sights have some unexpected adventures along the way as they look for the watch and come to terms with their father's illness. My Brothers was the firs feature film from screenwriter Paul Fraser. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Short Term 12 (2013)

Title: Short Term 12 (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-23 (Theater)
Cast: Brie Larson John Gallagher Jr. Kaitlyn Dever Rami Malek Kevin Hernandez
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

I Am Not a Hipster director Destin Daniel Cretton expands his 2008 short of the same name into a feature film depicting the struggles of a compassionate twentysomething contending with some unexpected life developments while working as a supervisor at a home for at-risk teens. Grace (Brie Larson) has dedicated her life to helping kids who have slipped through the cracks of the system. Committed to her job and in love with kindhearted co-worker Mason (John Gallagher Jr.), she's still struggling to make sense of her own troubled past when she learns that her life is about to change forever. Meanwhile, into the facility walks a young girl who's been constantly shifted between group homes due to dangerous behavior. Almost immediately, Grace forges a powerful connection with her new charge. Now if Grace can just open up to Mason the way she encourages her kids to open up to her, she may find a way to make peace with the future while still providing support to the kids who depend on her the most. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Space Warriors (2013)

Title: Space Warriors (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-26 (Theater)
Cast: Dermot Mulroney Josh Lucas Booboo Stewart Mira Sorvino Danny Glover
Genre: Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six highly skilled teenagers are handpicked to be part of a summer space camp competition at the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. As the competition heats up, the kids have no idea that their ultimate challenge will be to solve a dangerous crisis aboard the International Space Station as the world anxiously watches.

Rio 2 (2014)

Title: Rio 2 (2014)
Rated: G
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-04-11 (Theater)
Cast: Anne Hathaway Jesse Eisenberg will.i.am Jamie Foxx George Lopez
Genre: Animation Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids in RIO 2, after they're hurtled from that magical city to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets the most fearsome adversary of all - his father-in-law. All our favorite RIO characters are back, and they're joined by Oscar (R) nominee Andy Garcia, Grammy (R) winner Bruno Mars, Tony (R) winner Kristin Chenoweth and Oscar/Emmy (R)/Tony winner Rita Moreno. RIO 2 also features new Brazilian artists and original music by Janelle Monae and Wondaland. (c) Fox

From Up On Poppy Hill (2013)

Title: From Up On Poppy Hill (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-15 (Theater)
Cast: Masami Nagasawa Junichi Okada Keiko Takeshita Yuriko Ishida Rumi Hiiragi
Genre: Drama Animation Kids & Family Art House & International
IMDB: IMDB Link

The setting is Yokohama in 1963, and the filmmakers lovingly bring to life the bustling seaside town, with its misty harbor, sun-drenched gardens, shops and markets, and some of the most mouthwatering Japanese home-cooking set to film. The story centers on an innocent romance beginning to bud between Umi and Shun, two high school kids caught up in the changing times. Japan is picking itself up from the devastation of World War II and preparing to host the 1964 Olympics - and the mood is one of both optimism and conflict as the young generation struggles to throw off the shackles of a troubled past. While the children work together to save a dilapidated Meiji era club house from demolition, their tentative relationship begins to blossom. But - in an unexpected twist that parallels what the country itself is facing - a buried secret from their past emerges to cast a shadow on the future and pull them apart. (c) GKids

Hop (2011)

Title: Hop (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2012-03-23 (DVD)
2011-04-01 (Theater)
Cast: James Marsden Russell Brand Kaley Cuoco Hank Azaria Gary Cole
Genre: Comedy Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

For the past 4,000 years, the Easter Bunny has brought joy and candy to kids all across the globe; however, the time has come for a new Easter Bunny to take over the tradition. But while EB (Russell Brand) is the next in line to receive the official title, he couldn't care less about becoming the official bearer of chocolate eggs and jellybeans. Escaping to Hollywood in a bid to find fame and fortune, EB hops in front of an oncoming car driven by Fred (James Marsden), who agrees to give him a place to recover until he's healthy enough to hop along home. Now, the harder Fred struggles to stop his furry new companion from sending his life into a tailspin, the more satisfaction he begins to get out of his newfound responsibility. With a little luck and a whole lot of patience, Fred just might become the man who saved Easter for everyone. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

A Mile in His Shoes (2011)

Title: A Mile in His Shoes (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2012-01-10 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Luke Schroder Dean Cain George Canyon Chilton Crane Jarod Joseph
Genre: Drama Television Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Miss Minoes (2011)

Title: Miss Minoes (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 2005-05-31 (DVD)
2011-12-23 (Theater)
Cast: Sarah Bannier Carice van Houten Theo Maassen Pierre Bokma Marisa van Eyle
Genre: Drama Kids & Family Art House & International Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

A cat who turns into a young woman (Minoes) retains some of her feline characteristics and helps a journalist to gather news for the front page of a local newspaper. With the help of Minoes, who can talk to the cats in the small town, he soon discovers that the helpful and popular chairman of the "Club For Friends of Animals" and boss of a nearby factory has evil plans... --(c) Music Box

The Muppets (2011)

Title: The Muppets (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 120 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2011-11-23 (Theater)
Cast: Jason Segel Amy Adams Chris Cooper Rashida Jones Emily Blunt
Genre: Comedy Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

On vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his friends Gary (Jason Segel) and Mary (Amy Adams) from Smalltown, USA, discover the nefarious plan of oilman Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) to raze the Muppet Theater and drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grounds. To stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and raise the $10 million needed to save the theater, Walter, Mary and Gary help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways: Fozzie now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a Santa Barbara clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a high-powered plumbing magnate. -- (C) Walt Disney

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Title: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-02-10 (Theater)
Cast: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Josh Hutcherson Michael Caine Vanessa Hudgens Luis Guzman
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

In this follow-up to the 2008 worldwide hit Journey to the Center of the Earth, the new 3D family adventure Journey 2: The Mysterious Island begins when young Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. It's a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever. -- (C) Official Site

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