Teacher Fucking Kids

Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

The English Teacher (2013)

Title: The English Teacher (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 93 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-05-17 (Theater)
Cast: Julianne Moore Greg Kinnear Michael Angarano Nathan Lane Lily Collins
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

A reserved, single English teacher comes out of her shell to help a former student realize his dreams of becoming a playwright in this warm-hearted comedy drama. Linda Sinclair (Julianne Moore) teaches high-school English in Kingston, PA. Forty and single, she's content to spend her evenings curled up with a good book in her cozy apartment. Linda's staid routine is suddenly interrupted, however, with the unexpected reappearance of her most promising pupil, Jason Sherwood (Michael Angarano). Having failed to make his mark as a playwright in New York City, Jason has returned home to Kingston humbled, and convinced that success has passed him by. Jason's domineering father Dr. Tom Sherwood (Greg Kinnear) wants him to go to law school rather than wasting his time pursuing a career in the arts, and the rejected twentysomething is about to do just that when Linda makes the decision to mount his brooding play as a high-school production. With haughty drama teacher Carl Kapinas (Nathan Lane) assuming the role of director, the Kingston High School stage is soon buzzing with activity. Meanwhile, as Linda embraces uncertainty for the very first time, she finds that in life as in romance, there are no rewards without risks. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Bad Teacher (2011)

Title: Bad Teacher (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2011-10-18 (DVD)
2011-06-24 (Theater)
Cast: Cameron Diaz Justin Timberlake Jason Segel John Michael Higgins Molly Shannon
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Some teachers just don't give an F. For example, there's Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz). She's foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can't wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiance, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) - competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch). When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other. -- (C) Sony Pictures

A Teacher (2013)

Title: A Teacher (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 76 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-09-06 (Theater)
Cast: Lindsay Burdge Will Brittain Jennifer Prediger Jonny Mars Julie Phillips
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Desire leads a woman into a dangerous place in this independent drama. Diana Watts (Lindsay Burdge) is an attractive woman in her mid-twenties who teaches English at a high school in an upper-middle-class Texas suburb. She's a capable but unremarkable educator and doesn't have many friends outside of her roommate Sophia (Jennifer Prediger). But Diana is keeping a big secret -- she's having an affair with Eric Tull (Will Brittain), a student at her school. Eric is handsome, confident, and comes from a wealthy family; he could have any girl in his class, but seems to enjoy being able to make Diana do his bidding, from furtive sexual encounters in her car to demanding that she send him erotic text messages. While neither Diana nor Eric have told anyone else about their relationship, it seems likely that someone will eventually find out, which turns out to be both dangerous and exciting for Diana. A Teacher is the first feature film from writer/director Hannah Fidell and received its world premiere at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Kids-R (2014)

Title: Kids-R (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2014-05-20 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Paul Ehrlich (II) Elton John David Furnish Dave Pelzer
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Having personally witnessed Sir Elton John's failed attempt to adopt a child, a young couple questions if they are ready for kids and whether everyone should be required to match a certain criteria in order to become either biological or adoptive parents.(c) Official Site

Good Kids (2014)

Title: Good Kids (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-01-15 (Theater)
Cast: Angela Ray Clark Vincent Tula Vince Tula
Genre: Drama Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A stoned father talks about kids, bullies and the grim state of affairs our children face in the "real world". This short film portrays a remarkably simplified observation by a young, ambitious father and his emotionally deprived wife.

Sexy Baby (2012)

Title: Sexy Baby (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-19 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Sexy Baby is the first documentary film to put faces to a seismic cultural shift: the cyber age is creating a new sexual landscape. While doing research for the film, we had intimate and candid conversations with kids in middle school classrooms, suburban shopping malls, nightclubs, college dorms, and even conducted an informal roundtable during a high school house party. While chronicling trends among small town and big city kids, we discovered this: Having pubic hair is considered unattractive and "gross." Most youngsters know someone who has emailed or texted a naked photo of themselves. Many kids have accidentally or intentionally had their first introduction to sex be via hardcore online porn. Facebook has created an arena where kids compete to be "liked" and constantly worry about what image to portray - much of what was once private is now made public. And the list goes on... -- (C) Official Site

Happy (2011)

Title: Happy (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 75 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-18 (DVD)
2011-09-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Drama Kids & Family Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Does money make you happy? Kids and family? Your work? Do you live in a world that values and promotes happiness and well-being? Are we in the midst of a happiness revolution? Roko Belic, director of Genghis Blues now brings us Happy, a film that sets out to answer these questions and more. Taking us from the bayous of Louisiana to the deserts of Namibia, from the beaches of Brazil to the villages of Okinawa, Happy explores the secrets behind our most valued emotion. -- (C) Official Site

Different Drummers (2014)

Title: Different Drummers (2014)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 108 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-01-10 (Theater)
Cast: Brayden Tucker Ethan Reed_McKay Colleen Carey Lisa Coronado Meg McLynn
Genre: Drama Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

David, wheelchair-bound by muscular dystrophy, is growing progressively weaker, while his friend, Lyle, has a problem with an increasingly high energy level. David informs Lyle that their teacher is about to die and claims that God told him this. When their teacher does die, a confused and doubtful Lyle convinces David that he can teach him to run, secretly viewing this as a way to test the existence of God. When Lyle begins to twist the rules in a desperate attempt to give his friend some of his own excess energy, they come face to face with life's most transcendent and painful truths - and Lyle's question is ultimately answered, in a way he never could have imagined.

Short Term 12 (2013)

Title: Short Term 12 (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-23 (Theater)
Cast: Brie Larson John Gallagher Jr. Kaitlyn Dever Rami Malek Kevin Hernandez
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

I Am Not a Hipster director Destin Daniel Cretton expands his 2008 short of the same name into a feature film depicting the struggles of a compassionate twentysomething contending with some unexpected life developments while working as a supervisor at a home for at-risk teens. Grace (Brie Larson) has dedicated her life to helping kids who have slipped through the cracks of the system. Committed to her job and in love with kindhearted co-worker Mason (John Gallagher Jr.), she's still struggling to make sense of her own troubled past when she learns that her life is about to change forever. Meanwhile, into the facility walks a young girl who's been constantly shifted between group homes due to dangerous behavior. Almost immediately, Grace forges a powerful connection with her new charge. Now if Grace can just open up to Mason the way she encourages her kids to open up to her, she may find a way to make peace with the future while still providing support to the kids who depend on her the most. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Space Warriors (2013)

Title: Space Warriors (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-26 (Theater)
Cast: Dermot Mulroney Josh Lucas Booboo Stewart Mira Sorvino Danny Glover
Genre: Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six highly skilled teenagers are handpicked to be part of a summer space camp competition at the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. As the competition heats up, the kids have no idea that their ultimate challenge will be to solve a dangerous crisis aboard the International Space Station as the world anxiously watches.

Rio 2 (2014)

Title: Rio 2 (2014)
Rated: G
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-04-11 (Theater)
Cast: Anne Hathaway Jesse Eisenberg will.i.am Jamie Foxx George Lopez
Genre: Animation Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids in RIO 2, after they're hurtled from that magical city to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets the most fearsome adversary of all - his father-in-law. All our favorite RIO characters are back, and they're joined by Oscar (R) nominee Andy Garcia, Grammy (R) winner Bruno Mars, Tony (R) winner Kristin Chenoweth and Oscar/Emmy (R)/Tony winner Rita Moreno. RIO 2 also features new Brazilian artists and original music by Janelle Monae and Wondaland. (c) Fox

From Up On Poppy Hill (2013)

Title: From Up On Poppy Hill (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-15 (Theater)
Cast: Masami Nagasawa Junichi Okada Keiko Takeshita Yuriko Ishida Rumi Hiiragi
Genre: Drama Animation Kids & Family Art House & International
IMDB: IMDB Link

The setting is Yokohama in 1963, and the filmmakers lovingly bring to life the bustling seaside town, with its misty harbor, sun-drenched gardens, shops and markets, and some of the most mouthwatering Japanese home-cooking set to film. The story centers on an innocent romance beginning to bud between Umi and Shun, two high school kids caught up in the changing times. Japan is picking itself up from the devastation of World War II and preparing to host the 1964 Olympics - and the mood is one of both optimism and conflict as the young generation struggles to throw off the shackles of a troubled past. While the children work together to save a dilapidated Meiji era club house from demolition, their tentative relationship begins to blossom. But - in an unexpected twist that parallels what the country itself is facing - a buried secret from their past emerges to cast a shadow on the future and pull them apart. (c) GKids

Hop (2011)

Title: Hop (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2012-03-23 (DVD)
2011-04-01 (Theater)
Cast: James Marsden Russell Brand Kaley Cuoco Hank Azaria Gary Cole
Genre: Comedy Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

For the past 4,000 years, the Easter Bunny has brought joy and candy to kids all across the globe; however, the time has come for a new Easter Bunny to take over the tradition. But while EB (Russell Brand) is the next in line to receive the official title, he couldn't care less about becoming the official bearer of chocolate eggs and jellybeans. Escaping to Hollywood in a bid to find fame and fortune, EB hops in front of an oncoming car driven by Fred (James Marsden), who agrees to give him a place to recover until he's healthy enough to hop along home. Now, the harder Fred struggles to stop his furry new companion from sending his life into a tailspin, the more satisfaction he begins to get out of his newfound responsibility. With a little luck and a whole lot of patience, Fred just might become the man who saved Easter for everyone. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Home Run Showdown (2012)

Title: Home Run Showdown (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2012-08-21 (DVD)
2012-07-27 (Theater)
Cast: Kyle Kirk Brandon Balog Emma-Lee Hess Matthew Lillard Dean Cain
Genre: Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Two little league teams take on their coaches sibling rivalry, and end up doing battle in a place the baseball world never expected it: in the outfield of the Home Run Derby.

Lucky Christmas (2011)

Title: Lucky Christmas (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2012-10-30 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Elizabeth Berkley Jason Gray-Stanford Mitchell Kummen Mike Bell Julia Arkos
Genre: Drama Television Kids & Family Romance
IMDB: IMDB Link

A terminally unlucky single mother wonders if she will ever be lucky as Christmas approaches.

Southern Girls (2012)

Title: Southern Girls (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-09-07 (Theater)
Cast: Teri Galvan Sarah Allsup Celeste Collins
Genre: Drama Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

A woman in a failing marriage, another struggling with the death of her mother, and a third with no one to turn to devote their lives to honoring God's glory by living their lives exactly as he instructed in the Bible. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Page 1 of 512345