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My Uncle Rafael (2012)

Title: My Uncle Rafael (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 102 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-09-21 (Theater)
Cast: Vahik Pirhamzei Missi Pyle John Michael Higgins Anthony Clark Rachel Blanchard
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

When a TV producer is desperate to find a replacement series, she convinces a 71 year-old Armenian, tell-it-like-it-is Uncle to star in a new reality show. Cultures collide when Uncle Rafael is thrown into the Schumacher family household where he, in his own Armenian way, has one week to save an already broken and dysfunctional American family from falling apart. The only rule-everyone must follow his rules! -- (C) Official Site

Old Goats (2013)

Title: Old Goats (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-15 (Theater)
Cast: Bob Burkholder Britton Crosley Gail Shackel Benita Staadecker David Vander Wal
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Old Goats is the hilarious and heartfelt story of three older men who refuse to go quietly into the night of retirement and old age. The film finds humor in the everyday realities of retirement life, providing a refreshing perspective through the eyes of three men who don't feel (or act) anywhere close to as old as they look.

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

Title: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-27 (DVD)
2011-09-02 (Theater)
Cast: Jason Sudeikis Michelle Borth Leslie Bibb Tyler Labine Angela Sarafyan
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

A close group of 30-somethings spend every weekend throwing elaborate theme parties at their friend Eric's (Jason Sudeikis) family home in the Hamptons. When Eric's dad decides to sell off their summer playground, the friends agree there is only one way to have the biggest and brashest send off party, a good old fashioned orgy. -- (C) Samuel Goldwyn

Stories We Tell (2013)

Title: Stories We Tell (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 108 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-05-17 (Theater)
Cast: Michael Polley Harry Gulkin Susy Buchan John Buchan Mark Polley
Genre: Documentary Drama Art House & International Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

In this inspired, genre-twisting new film, Oscar (R)-nominated writer/director Sarah Polley discovers that the truth depends on who's telling it. Polley is both filmmaker and detective as she investigates the secrets kept by a family of storytellers. She playfully interviews and interrogates a cast of characters of varying reliability, eliciting refreshingly candid, yet mostly contradictory, answers to the same questions. As each relates their version of the family mythology, present-day recollections shift into nostalgia-tinged glimpses of their mother, who departed too soon, leaving a trail of unanswered questions. Polley unravels the paradoxes to reveal the essence of family: always complicated, warmly messy and fiercely loving. Stories We Tell explores the elusive nature of truth and memory, but at its core is a deeply personal film about how our narratives shape and define us as individuals and families, all interconnecting to paint a profound, funny and poignant picture of the larger human story. (c) Roadside Attractions

A Night In Old Mexico (2014)

Title: A Night In Old Mexico (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-05-16 (Theater)
Cast: Robert Duvall Jeremy Irvine Angie Cepeda Luis Tosar Joaquin Cosio
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Forced to abandon his ranch and land, Red Bovie (Robert Duvall) rejecting the impulse to become complacent in his old age, hops in his Cadillac and hightails it to Mexico while Gally (Jeremy Irvine) Red's grandson which he has just met, sits shotgun on his grandfather's brash adventure to learn more about him. Grandfather and grandson start a journey through their respective dreams with a frenzied stop in a Mexican town where they meet Patty (Angie Cepeda), who sees in them the hope for a better life. All of them are accidentally involved in the lives of some shady men (Luis Tosar, Joaquin Cosio, Jim Parrack). A road-trip, a story about the virtue of surviving and the right of each individual to choose their own ending.(C)Phase 4 Films

Sleepless Nights Stories (2011)

Title: Sleepless Nights Stories (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 114 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2011-12-15 (Theater)
Cast: Thomas Boujut Pip Chodorov Flo Jacobs Ken Jacobs Jean-Jacques Lebel
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Horror Stories (2012)

Title: Horror Stories (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 108 min(s)
Release: 2013-10-08 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

Beatles Stories (2011)

Title: Beatles Stories (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 84 min(s)
Release: 2012-10-02 (DVD)
2011-01-01 (Theater)
Cast: Seth Swirsky Nancy Lee Andrews Tony Bramwell Art Garfunkel Bob Eubanks
Genre: Musical & Performing Arts Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Songwriter Seth Swirsky grew up in the 1960s idolizing the Beatles -their songs, their sound and their style. In 2004, he set out, video camera in hand, to talk to people who had crossed paths with his heroes.

Paul Kelly: Stories of Me (2012)

Title: Paul Kelly: Stories of Me (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 2014-07-14 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Paul Kelly
Genre: Documentary Musical & Performing Arts Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

An intimate portrait of Paul Kelly, Australia's foremost singer-songwriter.

In Old California (1942)

Title: In Old California (1942)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2013-05-28 (DVD)
1942-05-31 (Theater)
Cast: John Wayne Binnie Barnes Helen Parrish Patsy Kelly Edgar Kennedy
Genre: Western Action & Adventure Classics
IMDB: IMDB Link

In Old Oklahoma (War of the Wildcats) (1943)

Title: In Old Oklahoma (War of the Wildcats) (1943)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 102 min(s)
Release: 2013-04-22 (DVD)
1943-12-06 (Theater)
Cast: John Wayne Martha Scott Albert Dekker George 'Gabby' Hayes Marjorie Rambeau
Genre: Western Classics
IMDB: IMDB Link

Nous ne vieillirons pas ensemble (We Won’t Grow Old Together) (1972)

Title: Nous ne vieillirons pas ensemble (We Won't Grow Old Together) (1972)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 107 min(s)
Release: 2014-08-11 (DVD)
1972-09-07 (Theater)
Cast: Marlene Jobert Jean Yanne Macha Meril Christine Fabrega Harry Max
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In Old Arizona (1929)

Title: In Old Arizona (1929)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 2013-06-04 (DVD)
1928-12-25 (Theater)
Cast: Warner Baxter Edmund Lowe Dorothy Burgess John Farrell MacDonald Henry Armetta
Genre: Western Action & Adventure Romance Classics
IMDB: IMDB Link

Mayamohini (2012)

Title: Mayamohini (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 170 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-04-20 (Theater)
Cast: Dileep Biju Menon Lakshmi Rai
Genre: Comedy Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

The film starts with a plane accident in which a small child narrowly escapes. He is then looked after by his maternal uncle, Vijayaraghavan and all the family's wealth will be inherited to him. But in the future he should marry a girl whose star is Chothi nashatra (superstitious beliefs) only then will he prosper in life. The boy grows up to be a young man Balakrishnan, who is unsuccesfull in anything he does. He falls in love with Maya, the daughter of a wealthy businessman named Patella, who is settled in Mumbai. He then takes her with him and marries her. In the meantime Lakshmi, a friend of Balakrishnan tries to convince and Balakrishnan's uncle about the marrige and the uncle agrees to visit the couple. But then, on the second day of the marriage Maya leaves him. Balakrishnan did not want his uncle to know that his wife left him, so he hires a girl Mayamohini to act as his wife. The story continues with many twists and in the later it is revealed that mayamohini is actually a man named mohan, Dileep who the Kerala Police had been searching for so long. He had been put into a trap by Patella and his men, who killed Mohan's father to get hold of their property. Balakrishnan agrees to help him in his quest, meanwhile mohan falls in love with the daughter of a police officer. Later Patella is killed by Mohan.

Arcadia (2012)

Title: Arcadia (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-23 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: John Hawkes Ryan Simpkins Ty Simpkins Kendall Toole Julia Campbell
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A coming-of-age story set in a vast, cross-country landscape, Arcadia begins when twelve-year-old Greta's dad Tom (Academy Award nominated actor John Hawkes) wakes her up before dawn and crams her and her two siblings into a dented station wagon. They set off on a 3,000 mile journey from the New England woods to the California desert. On the way, Tom tells enchanting stories, paints pictures of a California paradise, and assures the kids that Mom will soon join them. Greta believes him at first, mesmerized by the strange new scenery and clinging to her stuffed bunny Harrison. Older sister Caroline nonchalantly accepts his stories, more focused on the boyfriend she's leaving behind. And nine-year-old Nat, too young to suspect a thing, is eager to see the epic Grand Canyon. But Tom's mood shifts as often as the landscape outside their window, and the kids soon find themselves in increasingly unpleasant and even dangerous situations. Mom's presence seems to recede further with every mile they travel. (c) Film Movement

The Girl and Death (2014)

Title: The Girl and Death (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 124 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-04-25 (Theater)
Cast: Sylvia Hoeks Renata Litvinova Dieter Hallervorden Sergei Makovetsky Sergey Makovetskiy
Genre: Drama Romance
IMDB: IMDB Link

In Russia of the post-WWII era, aging doctor Nicolai (Sergey Makovetsky - DUSKA) returns to an old, abandoned hotel outside of Liepzig, Germany, the place where he first met his great love 50 years ago, and relives his romantic tragedy. The hotel still bears the traces of its impressive past. As a young medical student travelling from Moscow en route to Paris, young Nicolai (Leonid Bichevin) meets and falls in love with the beautiful courtesan Elise (Sylvia Hoeks) at the hotel, which is also a brothel. Nicolai prolongs his stay, despite Elise's friend Nina's (Renata Litvinova - PASSIONS) discouragement. After a few days, it becomes obvious that their love is doomed, and he is forced to depart: Elise "belongs" to the old Count (Dieter Hallervorden - DIE DIDI SHOW), who also owns the hotel. Five years later upon Nicolai's return to the hotel on his was back to Moscow, the Count takes violent measures. Elise makes a choice for the young Nicolai and the Count stops his payments to her. Her debts mean Elise, who has also fallen ill, cannot leave the hotel with Nicolai. Elise asks Nicolai to leave alone, but he refuses. She then pretends to reverse her choice, and returns to the Count. Enraged, Nicolai leaves for Moscow. Some years later, a now wealthy Nicolai returns to the hotel to take revenge on his rival. Nicolai snubs Elise and returns for good to Moscow. Elise, desperately alone and ill, remains in the empty hotel, which is closed down following the Count's death. 50 years later, old Nicolai receives a visit at his office in Moscow from old Nina (Svetlana Svetlichnaya - THE DIAMOND ARM). She brings him a book of Pushkin poems containing a handwritten message for Nicolai from Elise. Nicolai decides to return to the hotel forever to relive the tragedy that embodies the end of an era and the vibrant hopes and life of both its young couple and of a new world. (c) Shadow

6 Degrees Of Hell (2012)

Title: 6 Degrees Of Hell (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 2012-10-30 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Corey Feldman Brian Anthony Wilson Nicole Cinaglia Faust Checho David J. Bonner
Genre: Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

In Northeast Pennsylvania, "Uncle Jack's Hotel of Horror" is besieged by a dark presence after two friends of "Uncle" Jack, Chris and Kellen, unwittingly release a deadly evil by transporting local psychic Mary Wilkins' collection of haunted objects as props for the popular tourist attraction. At the same time, a local TV ghost hunter, confronts an evil that has haunted him all his life-one he believes is responsible for his sister's death years ago. His search puts him in the path of a rogue police chief and June-a girl who seems to be the eye of this supernatural perfect storm. They all find themselves connected to the old hotel while the threads of their own personal horrors draw paranormal investigator Kyle Brenner (Feldman) to pull all the threads together...

Drunkboat (2012)

Title: Drunkboat (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 98 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-13 (Theater)
Cast: John Goodman John Malkovich Jim Ortlieb Skipp Sudduth
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Drunkboat tells the story of a young teenager, Abe (Jacob Zachar) who manipulates the unsuspecting help of his alcoholic uncle (John Malkovich) to buy a boat (a Drunkboat) from a con man (John Goodman) when his mother (Dana Delaney) is out of town. The story resonates with the struggle of Uncle Mort, making the story much deeper than a simple tale of a boy and his boat. Both the uncle and Abe come of age in the story. -- (C) Official Site

The Forgiveness of Blood (2012)

Title: The Forgiveness of Blood (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 109 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-02-24 (Theater)
Cast: Tristan Halilaj Sindi Lacej Refet Abazi Ilire Vinca Celaj Cun Lajci
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

The powerful and richly textured second feature from Joshua Marston focuses on an Albanian family caught up in a blood feud. Nik (Tristan Halilaj) is a carefree teenager in a small town with a crush on the school beauty and ambitions to start his own internet cafe. His world is suddenly up-ended when his father and uncle become entangled in a land dispute that leaves a fellow villager murdered. According to a centuries-old code of law, this entitles the dead man's family to take the life of a male from Nik's family as retribution. His uncle in jail and his father in hiding, Nik is the prime target and confined to the home while his younger sister Rudina (Sindi Lacej) is forced to leave school and take over their father's business. -- (C) IFC

Night Across the Street (2013)

Title: Night Across the Street (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-02-08 (Theater)
Cast: Sergio Hernandez Christian Vadim Valentina Vargas Chamila Rodriguez Pedro Vicuna
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the verge of a forced retirement, Don Celso, an elderly office worker begins to relive both real and imagined memories from his life - a trip to the movies as a young boy with Beethoven, listening to tall tales from Long John Silver, a brief stay in a haunted hotel. Stories hide within stories and the thin line between imagination and reality steadily erodes, opening up a marvelous new world of personal remembrance and fantastic melodrama. In this playfully elegiac film, loosely adapted from the fantastical short stories of Chilean writer Hernan del Solar, Raul Ruiz (MYSTERIES OF LISBON) has crafted a final masterwork on his favorite subjects: fiction, history and life itself. (c) Cinema Guild

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