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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

Shut Up Little Man! (2011)

Title: Shut Up Little Man! (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 2012-01-24 (DVD)
2011-08-26 (Theater)
Cast: Eddie Lee Sausage Mitchell D. Raymond Huffman Peter Haskett Tony Newton
Genre: Documentary Drama Art House & International Comedy Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

When two friends tape-recorded the fights of their violently noisy neighbours, they accidentally created one of the world's first 'viral' pop-culture sensations. Exploring the blurred boundaries between privacy, art and exploitation, Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure is a darkly hilarious modern fable. -- (C) Official Site

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 152 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-05-02 (Theater)
Cast: Andrew Garfield Emma Stone Jamie Foxx Dane DeHaan Chris Cooper
Genre: Drama Action & Adventure Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

We've always known that Spider-Man's most important conflict has been within himself: the struggle between the ordinary obligations of Peter Parker and the extraordinary responsibilities of Spider-Man. But in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Peter Parker finds that his greatest battle is about to begin. It's great to be Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield). For Peter Parker, there's no feeling quite like swinging between skyscrapers, embracing being the hero, and spending time with Gwen (Emma Stone). But being Spider-Man comes at a price: only Spider-Man can protect his fellow New Yorkers from the formidable villains that threaten the city. With the emergence of Electro (Jamie Foxx), Peter must confront a foe far more powerful than he. And as his old friend, Harry Osborn (Dane DeHaan), returns, Peter comes to realize that all of his enemies have one thing in common: Oscorp. Directed by Marc Webb. Produced by Avi Arad and Matt Tolmach. Screenplay by Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci & Jeff Pinkner. Screen Story by Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci & Jeff Pinkner and James Vanderbilt. Based on the Marvel comic book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. (c) Columbia

Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Elf-Man (2012)

Title: Elf-Man (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2012-12-04 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Jason "Wee Man" Acuna Jeffrey Combs Astin MacKenzie Mirelly Taylor Marty Terry
Genre: Classics Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's Christmas Eve at the Harper house, and young Ryan and Casey are excited that their scientist father (Mackenzie Astin of ''The Facts Of Life'') has finally perfected his new invention! But when dad is kidnapped by a bumbling gang of thieves (led by Jeffrey Combs of Re-Animator), Casey's wish on a magic doll causes Santa to leave behind a mischievous elf ('Wee Man') to save the day. Will Santa's little helper lose all faith in his elf self, or can he discover his true powers to become a real superhero? Mirelly Taylor (''Lost'') co-stars in this big-hearted family comedy about holiday wishes, scary fruitcakes and Christmas miracles that come in every size!

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Title: Iron Man 3 (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 135 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-05-03 (Theater)
Cast: Robert Downey Jr. Gwyneth Paltrow Don Cheadle Ben Kingsley Guy Pearce
Genre: Action & Adventure Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Marvel's "Iron Man 3" pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man? (c) Disney

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)

Title: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 72 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-06-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Animation Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

My Little Pony Equestria Girls is a brand new full-length feature introducing an exciting new dimension to the incredibly popular My Little Pony brand. When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet... high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville's Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds. (c) Screenvision

Little White Lies (2012)

Title: Little White Lies (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 154 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-27 (Theater)
Cast: Francois Cluzet Marion Cotillard Benoit Magimel Gilles Lellouche Jean Dujardin
Genre: Drama Art House & International Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

LITTLE WHITE LIES follows a group of longtime friends who reunite for their annual beach vacation despite a traumatic accident involving one of their own. During their seaside getaway, they all make discoveries about each other and are finally forced to own up to the little white lies they've been telling one another -- and themselves.

Spark: A Burning Man Story (2013)

Title: Spark: A Burning Man Story (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 112 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

The stunning and provocative new documentary SPARK: A Burning Man Story provides an inside look at the Burning Man organization and the challenges it is facing as it grows in global recognition and popularity. (c) Spark

Old Goats (2013)

Title: Old Goats (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-15 (Theater)
Cast: Bob Burkholder Britton Crosley Gail Shackel Benita Staadecker David Vander Wal
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Old Goats is the hilarious and heartfelt story of three older men who refuse to go quietly into the night of retirement and old age. The film finds humor in the everyday realities of retirement life, providing a refreshing perspective through the eyes of three men who don't feel (or act) anywhere close to as old as they look.

Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013)

Title: Iron Man: Rise Of Technovore (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 2013-04-16 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Norman Reedus Clare Grant Matthew Mercer
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Billionaire Tony Stark, in his Iron Man armor, prevents an attack from a mysterious new foe, but innocent bystanders are killed, including his best friend War Machine, Lt. Colonel James Rhodes. Detained for questioning by S.H.I.E.L.D., Iron Man escapes, determined to find the mastermind behind the attack. Pursued by Black Widow and Hawkeye, Iron Man enlists the help of the ruthless vigilante The Punisher. But can the Armored Avenger handle what he finds when he catches the person responsible and is forced to face his deadliest weapon, a biotechnology called Technovore that could wipe out all life on the planet?

Little Red Wagon (2012)

Title: Little Red Wagon (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 104 min(s)
Release: 2013-04-29 (DVD)
2012-10-05 (Theater)
Cast: Anna Gunn Chandler Canterbury Frances O'Connor Dylan Matzke Daveigh Chase
Genre: Drama Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

An 8-year-old boy dedicates his life to helping children rendered homeless by Hurricane Charley, and learns that you can't put a price tag on life's greatest gifts in this inspirational drama based on actual events. Dejected at the images of families whose lives were uprooted by the disaster, Zach Bonner uses his trusty wagon to collect essential items that will help them get back on their feet. When the media spotlight's Zach's benevolent endeavors, the selfless seizes the opportunity to launch his own charity, dubbed the Little Red Wagon Foundation. Later, Zach encounters a widow and her son who were rendered homeless by the story, and vows to draw attention to their plight by embarking on a cross country walk. Despite his mother's trepidations about the journey and his teenage sister's growing resentment over being stuck at the center of a media circus, Zach sets out on a journey that will transform not just his own life, but also the lives of everyone he encounters. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Tall Man (2012)

Title: The Tall Man (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-25 (DVD)
2012-08-31 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Biel Jodelle Ferland Stephen McHattie William B.Davis
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

In an isolated, slowly dying mining town, children are vanishing without a trace - abducted, the townsfolk whisper, by a mysterious entity known locally as "The Tall Man." Town nurse Julia Denning (Jessica Biel) seems skeptical...until her young David disappears in the middle of night. Frantic to rescue the boy, Julia lives every parent's darkest nightmare in this twisting, shock-around-each-corner thriller from acclaimed director Pascal Laugier called The Tall Man. -- (C) Image

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Title: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-03 (Theater)
Cast: Andrew Garfield Emma Stone Rhys Ifans Sally Field Denis Leary
Genre: Drama Action & Adventure Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

The Amazing Spider-Man is the story of Peter Parker (Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Sheen) and Aunt May (Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents' disappearance - leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father's former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors' alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero. -- (C) Sony

King George Vi: The Man Behind The King’s Speech (2011)

Title: King George Vi: The Man Behind The King's Speech (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 2012-02-06 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Colin Firth Mark Logue Tom Hooper
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

The award winning movie The King's Speech, has taken the film world by storm. The true story of King George VI's struggle to speak in public to the British nation during the crisis of his brother's abdication and the onset of war with Hitler's Germany has captivated the film-going public. King George VI: The Man Behind the King's Speech is a brand new documentary produced to coincide with the award ceremonies and home entertainment release of The King's Speech. Using archive footage of King George VI and new interviews with the grandson of Lionel Logue, the King's speech therapist, this unique documentary charts the life and story of the man who never wished to be King of England and how he overcame his personal limitations for the sake of a nation. The programme is brought right up to date with interviews and insights from the stars of The King's Speech such as Colin Firth, ending with the film's well deserved success at the Academy Awards.

The Man With the Iron Fists (2012)

Title: The Man With the Iron Fists (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-11-02 (Theater)
Cast: Russell Crowe Lucy Liu RZA Cung Le Byron Mann
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Making his debut as a big-screen director and leading man, RZA-alongside a stellar international cast led by Russell Crowe and Lucy Liu-tells the epic story of warriors, assassins and a lone outsider hero in nineteenth-century China who must unite to destroy the clan traitor who would destroy them all. Since his arrival in China's Jungle Village, the town's blacksmith (RZA) has been forced by radical tribal factions to create elaborate tools of destruction. When the clans' brewing war boils over, the stranger channels an ancient energy to transform himself into a human weapon. As he fights alongside iconic heroes and against soulless villains, one man must harness this power to become savior of his adopted people. -- (C) Universal

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

Searching for Sugar Man (2012)

Title: Searching for Sugar Man (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-27 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Musical & Performing Arts Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN tells the true story of the greatest '70s US rock icon who never was, how he was rediscovered in a far off land and finally became the legend he always deserved to be. It is a story of hope, inspiration and the power of music.

Richard Garriott: Man on a Mission (2010)

Title: Richard Garriott: Man on a Mission (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-01-13 (Theater)
Cast: Sergey Brin Mike Fincke Renita Fincke
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Best known as the father of early computer games like Ultima and Ultima Online, Richard Garriott always wanted to follow in his astronaut father's footsteps. But when eye problems made a career at NASA impossible, he turned to private space travel to make his dream come true. Man On A Mission captures everything from Garriott's training in Russia to his launch aboard the Russian Soyuz spacecraft, as well as life aboard the International Space Station, resplendent views of the earth from space, and a never-before-seen view from inside the capsule during the fiery re-entry to Earth. -- (C) Official Site

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