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Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

Good Kids (2014)

Title: Good Kids (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-01-15 (Theater)
Cast: Angela Ray Clark Vincent Tula Vince Tula
Genre: Drama Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A stoned father talks about kids, bullies and the grim state of affairs our children face in the "real world". This short film portrays a remarkably simplified observation by a young, ambitious father and his emotionally deprived wife.

Kids-R (2014)

Title: Kids-R (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2014-05-20 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Paul Ehrlich (II) Elton John David Furnish Dave Pelzer
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Having personally witnessed Sir Elton John's failed attempt to adopt a child, a young couple questions if they are ready for kids and whether everyone should be required to match a certain criteria in order to become either biological or adoptive parents.(c) Official Site

Dear Mom, Love Cher (2013)

Title: Dear Mom, Love Cher (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2013-09-24 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Georgia Holt Cher Georganne La Piere Elijah Blue Allman Chaz Bono
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Deconstructing Dad: The Music, Machines and Mystery of Raymond Scott (2012)

Title: Deconstructing Dad: The Music, Machines and Mystery of Raymond Scott (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-06-15 (Theater)
Cast: John Williams Mark Mothersbaugh Edward R. Murrow
Genre: Documentary Animation Musical & Performing Arts
IMDB: IMDB Link

The feature-length documentary is a music-filled biographical film about the life and work of Raymond Scott. It also is a personal investigation into the father/son dynamic - what it means to have a famous father obsessed with his work and the consequent impact on the parent/child relationship. Raymond Scott was more comfortable with technology than with people, including his own children. This personal angle is intertwined with the compelling story of a true American music innovator - one who had a meteoric rise to household-name success, followed by a slow spiral into obscurity and now, posthumously, a growing acknowledgment of his central role in modern music and music technology. In recent years his work has been performed by groups ranging from Rush, Devo, and They Might Be Giants to the Kronos Quartet, and sampled by numerous DJs and hip-hop acts, and adapted by the virtual super-group Gorillaz. This documentary is a vibrant tapestry of stills, home movies, film and television excerpts (Scott was orchestra leader on the weekly Your Hit Parade TV show during the 1950s), musical performances and interviews. My father recorded virtually everything said in the studio, including his phone conversations, and there are lengthy audio interviews. Therefore much of the story is told in his own words - revealing a complicated, often dysfunctional family; at times humorous in conveying Scott's own quirkiness, and serious in dealing with his rigorous devotion to all aspects of his creative and technical life. Naturally it is scored with Scott's music, covering a wide range of styles, including swinging jazz pieces played by the Raymond Scott Quintette, the groundbreaking group that brought him his early fame in the 1930s. In his middle years he returned to his first love - electronics, and he was a synthesizer pioneer. His crowning invention was the Electronium, a "simultaneous composition and performance machine" that was purchased by Motown. There are also cartoon excerpts - Carl Stalling, the music director at Warner Brothers adapted 20 of Scott's quirky, original tunes ("Powerhouse" being the most famous) to amplify the adventures of Bugs Bunny and company. Family interviews include his daughter Carrie, and two of his wives; first wife Pearl, and third, Mitzi. Unfortunately his second wife and protege, the singer/actress Dorothy Collins, died in 1994, before production of this film commenced; the fascinating story of their relationship is told through the recollections of others. Other interviewees include multi-Academy Award (R)-winning movie soundtrack composer John Williams ("STAR WARS"), whose father Johnny was the drummer in the Raymond Scott Quintette; musician, movie & TV score writer, and DEVO co-founder, Mark Mothersbaugh, Grammy (R)-nominated clarinetist Don Byron, Music and concert Producer Hal Willner ("Saturday Night Live"), co-inventor of the MOOG Synthesizer, Herb Deutsch, turntablist, producer, and author, Paul D. Miller aka DJ Spooky; Grammy (R)-nominated violinist Jeremy Cohen, and many others. The film is the defining portrait of this under-recognized American icon

Arcadia (2012)

Title: Arcadia (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-23 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: John Hawkes Ryan Simpkins Ty Simpkins Kendall Toole Julia Campbell
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A coming-of-age story set in a vast, cross-country landscape, Arcadia begins when twelve-year-old Greta's dad Tom (Academy Award nominated actor John Hawkes) wakes her up before dawn and crams her and her two siblings into a dented station wagon. They set off on a 3,000 mile journey from the New England woods to the California desert. On the way, Tom tells enchanting stories, paints pictures of a California paradise, and assures the kids that Mom will soon join them. Greta believes him at first, mesmerized by the strange new scenery and clinging to her stuffed bunny Harrison. Older sister Caroline nonchalantly accepts his stories, more focused on the boyfriend she's leaving behind. And nine-year-old Nat, too young to suspect a thing, is eager to see the epic Grand Canyon. But Tom's mood shifts as often as the landscape outside their window, and the kids soon find themselves in increasingly unpleasant and even dangerous situations. Mom's presence seems to recede further with every mile they travel. (c) Film Movement

A Christmas Wish (2011)

Title: A Christmas Wish (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-06 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Kristy Swanson Aline Andrade Edward Herrmann Tess Harper Danielle Chuchran
Genre: Drama Television Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Single-mom Martha Evans (Kristy Swanson) is praying for a miracle to help family this Christmas. Barely able to make ends meet with her waitressing job, the holidays do not seem joyous until her sympathetic neighbors and a concerned admirer help renew her faith and make her season bright.

Dino Time (2012)

Title: Dino Time (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-12-07 (Theater)
Cast: Jane Lynch Rob Schneider Melanie Griffith Tara Strong Pamela Adlon
Genre: Animation
IMDB: IMDB Link

"Dino Time" is the story of a daredevil kid named Ernie, his little sister Julia, and his best friend Max, who, while horsing around in Max's inventor father's workshop, accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back in time 65 million years, where they're adopted by doting dinosaur mom Tyra (Melanie Griffith) and a rambunctious dinosaur "brother" named Dodger (Rob Schneider). The three kids explore the excitement of the prehistoric world - trying to steer clear of Tyra's evil dinosaur rivals (William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin) - while, back in the present day, Max's dad and Ernie and Julia's overprotective mom (Jane Lynch) plot their rescue.

Cowgirls n’ Angels (2012)

Title: Cowgirls n' Angels (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-05-25 (Theater)
Cast: James Cromwell Frankie Faison Alicia Witt Kathleen Rose Perkins Bailee Madison
Genre: Kids & Family
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Ida, a feisty and rebellious young girl, dreams of one day finding her father, a rodeo rider, whose identity her mom has kept from her. While searching for her dad at a local rodeo, Ida meets the Sweethearts of the Rodeo, a team of young female trick riders run by cowboy legend Terence Parker. Terence discovers that Ida is the grand-daughter of a friend who passed away years before, so he decides to help her. Ida joins the Sweethearts and embarks with them on a tour of rodeos throughout the west. Ida hopes to find her father, but she discovers much more, including a love for horses that redefines her life. -- (C) Sense and Sensibility Ventures

Mars Needs Moms (2011)

Title: Mars Needs Moms (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-09 (DVD)
2011-03-11 (Theater)
Cast: Seth Green Joan Cusack Dan Fogler Elisabeth Harnois Mindy Sterling
Genre: Action & Adventure Animation Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Take out the trash, eat your broccoli-who needs moms, anyway? Nine-year-old Milo (Seth Green) finds out just how much he needs his mom (Joan Cusack) when she's nabbed by Martians who plan to steal her mom-ness for their own young. Produced by the team behind Disney's A Christmas Carol and The Polar Express, Mars Needs Moms showcases Milo's quest to save his mom-a wild adventure in 3D that involves stowing away on a spaceship, navigating an elaborate, multi-level planet and taking on the alien nation and their leader (Mindy Sterling). With the help of a tech-savvy, underground earthman named Gribble (Dan Fogler) and a rebel Martian girl called Ki (Elisabeth Harnois), Milo just might find his way back to his mom-in more ways than one. Based on the Book by Berkeley Breathed. -- (C) Disney

Submarine (2011)

Title: Submarine (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 2011-10-04 (DVD)
2011-06-03 (Theater)
Cast: Craig Roberts Sally Hawkins Paddy Considine Noah Taylor Yasmin Paige
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Fifteen-year-old Oliver Tate has two big ambitions: to save his parents' marriage via carefully plotted intervention and to lose his virginity before his next birthday. Worried that his mom is having an affair with New Age weirdo Graham, Oliver monitors his parents' sex life by charting the dimmer switch in their bedroom. He also forges suggestive love letters from his mom to dad. Meanwhile, Oliver attempts to woo his classmate, Jordana, a self-professed pyromaniac who supervises his journal writing - especially the bits about her. When necessary, she orders him to cross things out. -- (C) Weinstein

A Taste of Romance (2012)

Title: A Taste of Romance (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2013-06-04 (DVD)
2013-01-14 (Theater)
Cast: Teri Polo James Patrick Stuart Alexander Bedria Jack Conley Ashley Cusato
Genre: Television Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Uptight French chef Sara Westbrook (Teri Polo) gets fired up when her upscale cafe, Chez Varenne, is suddenly overshadowed by a new restaurant moving in next door run by a group of rowdy firemen. Led by handsome former fire fighter Gill Callahan (James Patrick Stuart) and his friend Danny (Rockmond Dunbar), The Five Alarm Grill is soon a big success while Sara and Patsy (Romy Rosemont), her pastry chef, struggle to bring in customers. Sara suddenly softens when she meets Gill's ten-year-old daughter Hannah (Bailee Madison) who she can't help but take under her wing when she learns Hannah is growing up without a mom. Ignoring the obvious tension between her dad and Sara, Hannah is soon playing matchmaker. As Gill and Sara slowly begin to stir up romance, their relationship is tested once again when a local food critic gets in the mix. Can the couple resist the temptation to compete with each other, or will the heat of competition drive them apart?

Family Weekend (2013)

Title: Family Weekend (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 2013-04-23 (DVD)
2013-03-29 (Theater)
Cast: Olesya Rulin Kristin Chenoweth Matthew Modine Joey King Chloe Bridges
Genre: Drama Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FAMILY WEEKEND follows 16-year-old Emily Smith-Dungy (Olesya Rulin) an incredibly motivated, overachiever, who has grown increasingly frustrated with her parents' lack of support and guidance. Her mom, Samantha (Kristin Chenoweth), is a career-focused, no-nonsense high powered business executive. Her dad, Duncan (Matthew Modine), is a happy go-lucky artist who can't be bothered to earn a paycheck. When they missed their daughter's big jump-roping competition, Emily hits her breaking point and takes it upon herself to restore order in the home. With the help of her siblings, they unite and take their parents hostage in hopes to become a "family" again.

Sexy Baby (2012)

Title: Sexy Baby (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-19 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Sexy Baby is the first documentary film to put faces to a seismic cultural shift: the cyber age is creating a new sexual landscape. While doing research for the film, we had intimate and candid conversations with kids in middle school classrooms, suburban shopping malls, nightclubs, college dorms, and even conducted an informal roundtable during a high school house party. While chronicling trends among small town and big city kids, we discovered this: Having pubic hair is considered unattractive and "gross." Most youngsters know someone who has emailed or texted a naked photo of themselves. Many kids have accidentally or intentionally had their first introduction to sex be via hardcore online porn. Facebook has created an arena where kids compete to be "liked" and constantly worry about what image to portray - much of what was once private is now made public. And the list goes on... -- (C) Official Site

Happy (2011)

Title: Happy (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 75 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-18 (DVD)
2011-09-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Drama Kids & Family Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Does money make you happy? Kids and family? Your work? Do you live in a world that values and promotes happiness and well-being? Are we in the midst of a happiness revolution? Roko Belic, director of Genghis Blues now brings us Happy, a film that sets out to answer these questions and more. Taking us from the bayous of Louisiana to the deserts of Namibia, from the beaches of Brazil to the villages of Okinawa, Happy explores the secrets behind our most valued emotion. -- (C) Official Site

General Education (2012)

Title: General Education (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-08-24 (Theater)
Cast: Elaine Hendrix Larry Miller Janeane Garofalo Maiara Walsh Bobby Campo
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Levi Collins is set to go to the local University on a tennis scholarship, but he forgot to tell his parents one thing - he didn't graduate. As a result, he must take summer school before his mom and dad discover he's failed senior science. At school, Levi falls in love with his classmate, Katie, and learns that he has to make a choice between playing tennis and receiving a proper education. General Education is a quirky comedy about a family learning to grow together. -- (C) Pelican House

Goats (2012)

Title: Goats (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-11 (DVD)
2012-08-10 (Theater)
Cast: Graham Phillips David Duchovny Vera Farmiga Ty Burrell Justin Kirk
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

In Goats, Ellis (Graham Phillips) is the most adult member of his eccentric family at 15 years old. His mom (Vera Farmiga) is a New Age hippie that spends all of her time working on self-help rituals with her hustler boyfriend (Justin Kirk). His dad (Ty Burrell) left home years ago and is more focused on his new wife (Keri Russell) and family. And then there's Goat Man (David Duchovny), the goat-herding sage who has lived in their pool house since Ellis was a child, teaching him the meaning of stability, commitment, and expanding one's mind. When Ellis decides to leave Tucson to go to the same East Coast prep school that his father went to, he easily assimilates to his new environment - even gaining the attention of a local girl (Dakota Johnson). But as he re‐connects with his estranged father, he finds Goat Man's influence and his life out West thrown into stark contrast. -- (C) Image

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