Funny Quotes From Identity Theft 2013

I Love New Year (2013)

Title: I Love New Year (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 2013-06-10 (DVD)
2013-04-26 (Theater)
Cast: Sunny Deol Kangana Ranaut Tannishtha Chatterjee Prem Chopra Navin Chowdhry
Genre: Romance
IMDB: IMDB Link

This is a one-night story - it's New Year eve and two strangers living in two different cities [New York/Chicago] are tossed into each other's company by the hand of fate in a comedy of errors that's as funny as it is enchanting. And just as the world is celebrating New Years, the two stranger's realize their own romances are falling apart... Making a desperate bid to sustain their own relationships they inadvertently fall in love over one magical New Year's eve...

When Jews Were Funny (2013)

Title: When Jews Were Funny (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2014-03-31 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Shecky Green Howie Mandel Shelley Berman Norm Crosby Jack Carter
Genre: Documentary Comedy Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Alan Zweig investigates theh history of Jewish culture in America in the 20th century by showcasing how the humor of the Hebrew people has evolved and stayed the same over a long period of time in his documentary When Jews Were Funny. He interviews a number of prominent and up-and-coming Jewish comics in order to get their opinion on if Jewish culture has fundamentally changed since Zweig was a child. Among the interviewees are David Steinberg, Shecky Greene, {$Andy Kindler, and Bob Einstein. Also included are vintage television performances by such legends as Alan King and Jackie Mason. When Jews Were Funny screened at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

Identity Thief (2013)

Title: Identity Thief (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-02-08 (Theater)
Cast: Jason Bateman Genesis Rodriguez John Cho Melissa McCarthy Jon Favreau
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana (McCarthy) to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"....and it belongs to an accounts rep (Bateman) who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back. -- (C) Official Site

The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013 (2013)

Title: The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013 (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-02-01 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

ShortsHD is once again bringing the wildly popular OSCAR (R) nominated short film programs (Live Action, Animation, and Documentary) to theaters in the US, Canada, and Europe beginning February 1st.

The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013: Live Action (2013)

Title: The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013: Live Action (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-02-01 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

ShortsHD is once again bringing the wildly popular OSCAR (R) nominated short film programs (Live Action, Animation, and Documentary) to theaters in the US, Canada, and Europe beginning February 1st.

The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013: Animation (2013)

Title: The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2013: Animation (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-02-01 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

ShortsHD is once again bringing the wildly popular OSCAR (R) nominated short film programs (Live Action, Animation, and Documentary) to theaters in the US, Canada, and Europe beginning February 1st.

Disconnect (2013)

Title: Disconnect (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 115 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-12 (Theater)
Cast: Jason Bateman Alexander Skarsgard Paula Patton Hope Davis Michael Nyqvist
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Murderball director Henry Alex Rubin explores the destructive potential of the internet in this ensemble drama starring Jason Bateman, Hope Davis, and Alexander Skarsgard. His marriage dissolving before his very eyes, a former Marine (Skarsgard) ruins his credit by gambling online as his wife (Paula Patton) strikes up an intimate relationship on a popular social networking site. When identity theft puts their life savings at risk, the couple tracks down the man (Michael Nyqvust) they believe is responsible for the crime. Meanwhile, an introverted teenage goth (Jonah Bobo) becomes the victim of a humiliating prank when his two biggest tormentors pose as the girl he likes, trick him into exposing his true identity online. When the prank leads to tragedy, the young victim's mother (Davis) is overwhelmed by grief as her husband (Bateman) explodes with rage. Later, an ambitious TV reporter's quest to expose an online prostitution racket has unexpected repercussions for the frightened young man at the center of the growing controversy. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Andre Gregory: Before and After Dinner (2013)

Title: Andre Gregory: Before and After Dinner (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-03 (Theater)
Cast: Andre Gregory
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

ANDRE GREGORY: BEFORE AND AFTER DINNER is a wonderful exploration of the life and work of groundbreaking director, actor and artist Andre Gregory. A witty and often hilariously funny raconteur, Gregory looks back on a career that spanned decades, shattered boundaries and established him as a cultural icon. He recalls the making of MY DINNER WITH ANDRE, the Louis Malle-directed classic in which he starred and co-wrote, reflects on his pivotal role in American theatre, dishes on his brief sojourn in Hollywood, and talks about the discovery that led him to question his own identity and life's work. Bringing us back and forth in time, Gregory looks not only at his life, but at the nature of art, love and the creative process. Directed by award-winning filmmaker Cindy Kleine (who is also his wife), ANDRE GREGORY: BEFORE AND AFTER DINNER is a brilliant portrait of a modern renaissance man. (c) Cinema Guild

Delivery Man (2013)

Title: Delivery Man (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 103 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-11-22 (Theater)
Cast: Vince Vaughn Cobie Smulders Chris Pratt Britt Robertson Dave Patten
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

From DreamWorks Pictures comes "Delivery Man", the story of affable underachiever David Wozniak, whose mundane life is turned upside down when he finds out that he fathered 533 children through sperm donations he made twenty years earlier. In debt to the mob, rejected by his pregnant girlfriend, things couldn't look worse for David when he is hit with a lawsuit from 142 of the 533 twenty-somethings who want to know the identity of the donor. As David struggles to decide whether or not he should reveal his true identity, he embarks on a journey that leads him to discover not only his true self but the father he could become as well. (c) Disney

Please Kill Mr. Know It All (2013)

Title: Please Kill Mr. Know It All (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2013-11-18 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Lara Jean Chorostecki Jefferson Brown Kristina Pesic Cliff Saunders Al Sapienza
Genre: Romance Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

The anonymous author of a popular advice column is pursued by a mob hit-man whose face she picked at random for her byline sketch. While she isn't searching for a book deal, aspiring novelist Sally (Lara Jean Chorosteki) earns her pay by penning the "Mr. Know-it-All" in a local newspaper. When a celebrity endorsement plunges Sally into the national spotlight, however, her agent requests a headshot to accompany the column. Sally responds by submitting a sketch of Albert (Jefferson Brown), a random stranger she spotted at the movies. What Sally has failed to realize, however, is that Albert is a notorious contract killer working for a powerful mob boss (Al Sapienza). When Albert's identity is compromised, he vows to kill Mr. Know-it-All. Meanwhile, Sally attempts to gather more information on the man whose visage she borrowed through a series of clandestine interviews that lead to a heated romance. Later, when Albert's boss is dumped by his girlfriend over advice doled out by Mr. Know-it-All, the kingpin puts out a contract on the columnist. Later, when Albert discovers Sally's secret identity, the conflicted killer is faced with a difficult decision. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Arthur Newman (2013)

Title: Arthur Newman (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-26 (Theater)
Cast: Colin Firth Emily Blunt Anne Heche Dr. Sharon Morris May David Andrews
Genre: Drama Romance Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Wallace Avery (Colin Firth) is tired of being a loser. Once a hot shot in the world of competitive amateur golf, Wallace failed miserably when he turned pro. Ten years after retiring from the pro tour, he's lost his job at FedEx. His ex-wife openly pities him. And his thirteen-year-old son hates him. Unable to face his life of quiet desperation any longer, Wallace stages his own death and buys himself a new identity as Arthur Newman. His road trip towards a new life is derailed by the entrance of a beautiful loose cannon, Mike Fitzgerald (Emily Blunt), who's running from her own past. Driving cross country, this mismatched pair of damaged souls begins to connect as they break into empty homes and take on the identities of the absent owners: elderly Southern newlyweds, preening hipsters, a golf champ and his Russian wife, among others. An offbeat love story set in a perfect storm of identity crisis, 'Arthur Newman' looks at how two people try to remake themselves and come around to owning up to some basic truths about the identities they left at home. (c) Cinedigm

The Way, Way Back (2013)

Title: The Way, Way Back (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 103 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-07-05 (Theater)
Cast: Steve Carell Toni Collette Liam James Sam Rockwell Zoe Levin
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

THE WAY, WAY BACK is the funny and poignant coming of age story of 14-year-old Duncan's (Liam James) summer vacation with his mother, Pam (Toni Collette), her overbearing boyfriend, Trent (Steve Carell), and his daughter, Steph (Zoe Levin). Having a rough time fitting in, the introverted Duncan finds an unexpected friend in gregarious Owen (Sam Rockwell), manager of the Water Wizz water park. Through his funny, clandestine friendship with Owen, Duncan slowly opens up to and begins to finally find his place in the world - all during a summer he will never forget. (c) Fox Searchlight

Out in the Dark (2013)

Title: Out in the Dark (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 2013-10-28 (DVD)
2013-09-27 (Theater)
Cast: Michael Aloni Nicholas Jacob Jameel Khoury Jamil Khoury Loai Nofi
Genre: Drama Romance
IMDB: IMDB Link

Nimer (Jacob), an ambitious Palestinian student in the West Bank, dreams of a better life. One fateful night in Tel Aviv, he meets Roy (Aloni), an Israeli lawyer, and the two fall in love. As their relationship deepens, they are both confronted with the harsh realities of a Palestinian society that refuses to accept Nimer for his sexual identity, and an Israeli society that rejects him for his nationality. When Nimerʼs close friend is caught hiding illegally in Tel Aviv and sent back to the West Bank and a terrible fate, Nimer is forced to choose between the life he thought he wanted and his love for Roy. (c) Official Site

Wrong Cops (2013)

Title: Wrong Cops (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-12-20 (Theater)
Cast: Mark Burnham Eric Judor Marilyn Manson Daniel Quinn Grace Zabriskie
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

WRONG COPS is Quentin Dupieux's 3rd movie produced by Realitism Films. It is a filthy 90 minutes comedy about some disturbed cops. It is not a sequel to WRONG. Quentin Dupieux is just lazy with titles. FACT #2 : WRONG COPS chapter one (13 minutes) featuring Marilyn Manson has premiered at the 2012 Cannes Festival (Director's Fortnight). FACT #3 : WRONG COPS pilot (3 chapters) will be screened at Sundance Film Festival : - Sunday January 20th at 11.30pm 2013 at Prospector Square Theatre - Monday January 21st at 8pm 2013 at New Frontier Microcinema FACT #4 : WRONG COPS chapter one (remastered) will be released digitally on the high level short films platform elevision. FACT #5 : If you don' t know Quentin Dupieux yet, you should check out RUBBER and WRONG or maybe download his stupid music for free here (yes he makes music too, wow). (c) Official Site

Dog Pound (2013)

Title: Dog Pound (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 2013-08-12 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Butcher Shane Kippel Mateo Morales
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Angel, 15 years old (recidivist): assault and auto theft. Davis, 16 years old: possession of narcotics with intent to resell. Butch, 17 years old: assault on a correctional officer. The three are taken to Enola Vale Youth Correctional Center in Montana and placed under the authority and watch of Officer Goodyear, a strict but caring guard. Butch faces the prospect of adult prison and tries to keep a low profile... until he and Davis become the subject of ruthless assaults by another inmate, Banks. Returning from solitary after they refused to rat Banks out, Butch challenges his attacker as the top dog. Like a bunch of strays locked up in the pound, the young men struggle to keep their bodies and spirits intact, but each act of violence swells ever more forcefully. (c) Tribeca Film

Hava Nagila: The Movie (2013)

Title: Hava Nagila: The Movie (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 60 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-01 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Drama Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

It is instantly recognizable - musical shorthand for anything Jewish, a happy party tune that you dance to at weddings, bar mitzvahs and even at Major League Baseball games. It conjures up wistful smiles, memories of generations past...and no shortage of eye rolling. But as audiences will discover in Hava Nagila (The Movie), the song is much more than a tale of Jewish kitsch and bad bar mitzvah fashions. It carries with it an entire constellation of history, values and hopes for the future. In its own believe-it-or-not way, Hava Nagila encapsulates the Jewish journey over the past 150 years. It also reveals the power of one song to express and sustain identity, to transmit lessons across generations and to bridge cultural divides and connect us all on a universal level. (c) Official Site

Everybody Has a Plan (2013)

Title: Everybody Has a Plan (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 118 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-03-22 (Theater)
Cast: Viggo Mortensen Soledad Villamil Daniel Fanego Javier Godino Sofia Gala Castaglione
Genre: Drama Art House & International Mystery & Suspense Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN tells the story of Agustin (Mortensen), a man desperate to abandon what for him has become, after years of living in Buenos Aires, a very frustrating existence. After the death of his twin brother, Pedro, Agustin decides to start a new life, adopting the identity of his brother and returning to the mysterious region of the Delta, in theTigre, where they lived when they were boys. However, shortly after his return, Agustin will find himself unwillingly involved in the dangerous criminal world that was a part of his brother's life. (c) Fox International

The Happy Sad (2013)

Title: The Happy Sad (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-16 (Theater)
Cast: Leroy McClain Sorel Carradine Charlie Barnett Cameron Scoggins Maria Dizzia
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Two young couples in New York-one black and gay, one white and heterosexual-find their lives intertwined as they create new relationship norms, explore sexual identity, and redefine monogamy. (c) Official Facebook

Hotel Normandy (2013)

Title: Hotel Normandy (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-09-27 (Theater)
Cast: Helena Noguerra Eric Elmosnino Ary Abittan Frederique Bel Anne Girouard
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

When two people who no longer believe in love find each other, nothing can get in the way of their blossoming romance - except for a playful farce of miscues, meddling and mistaken identity. During one fated weekend at the eponymous seaside resort, lovers, friends and rivals all find their personal destinies. Starring Helena Noguerra as Alice, a banker whose husband's recent death has kept her out of the dating pool, and Eric Elmosnino (winner of the Cesar Award for Best Actor for his role in Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life) as Jacques, an art dealer with romantic issues of his own, HOTEL NORMANDY is the destination for love and laughter. (c) Rialto

An American Promise (2013)

Title: An American Promise (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 135 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-10-18 (Theater)
Cast: Oluwaseun Summers Idris Brewster Anthony Summers Stacey O. Summers
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

The American Promise journey began in 1999, when filmmakers Joe Brewster and Michele Stephenson enrolled their son Idris in the Dalton School on the Upper East Side of Manhattan after the private institution boldly strengthened its commitment to cultivating a diverse student body. Michele and Joe decided to turn the camera on themselves to film the experiences of 5-year-old Idris and his best friend and classmate Seun. The documentary captures the stories of Idris, Seun, and their families from the first day of kindergarten all the way to their 2012 high school graduation. Over the 12 years, we see the boys and their families struggle with stereotypes and identity, navigate learning differences that later become diagnoses, and ultimately take increasingly divergent paths on their road to graduation. We also see a rare and vivid portrait of middle-class African-American families as the parents wrestle with doubts and angst over their sons' educational journey and both families grapple with how best to support their sons and interact with teachers and administrators. All of this is set against the backdrop of a persistent educational achievement gap that dramatically affects African-American boys at all socioeconomic levels across the country. (c) Impact

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