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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

A Little Help (2010)

Title: A Little Help (2010)
Rated: R
Runtime: 105 min(s)
Release: 2011-10-25 (DVD)
2011-07-22 (Theater)
Cast: Jenna Fischer Chris O'Donnell Kim Coates Lesley Ann Warren Rob Benedict
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's a movie for everyone whose life has been thrown off-course, out of whack, or simply not turned out the way they planned it. In other words, it's a movie for everyone, period. Set in suburban Long Island in the summer of 2002, with the psychic wounds of 9/11 still fresh, A Little Help is a story that takes a comic, searching and profoundly empathetic look at a few pivotal months in the life of dental hygienist Laura Pehlke (Jenna Fischer)-an ordinary woman whose life suddenly flies off the rails-and her heroic efforts to re-establish a sense of security and normalcy for herself and her son. -- (C) Official Site

Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Scary Movie V (2013)

Title: Scary Movie V (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-19 (Theater)
Cast: Ashley Tisdale Charlie Sheen Anthony Anderson Regina Hall Katt Williams
Genre: Horror Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

The latest installment of the SCARY MOVIE franchise includes send ups of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, BLACK SWAN and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson. SCARY MOVIE V is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with legendary comedy director David Zucker (AIRPLANE, THE NAKED GUN franchises). Zucker wrote and directed SCARY MOVIE 3 and 4 and also co-wrote and produced SCARY MOVIE V. The SCARY MOVIE franchise, which lampoons the greatest in horror and genre fare, has grossed over $800 million worldwide. (c) Weinstein

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)

Title: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 72 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-06-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Animation Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

My Little Pony Equestria Girls is a brand new full-length feature introducing an exciting new dimension to the incredibly popular My Little Pony brand. When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet... high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville's Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds. (c) Screenvision

Little White Lies (2012)

Title: Little White Lies (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 154 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-07-27 (Theater)
Cast: Francois Cluzet Marion Cotillard Benoit Magimel Gilles Lellouche Jean Dujardin
Genre: Drama Art House & International Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

LITTLE WHITE LIES follows a group of longtime friends who reunite for their annual beach vacation despite a traumatic accident involving one of their own. During their seaside getaway, they all make discoveries about each other and are finally forced to own up to the little white lies they've been telling one another -- and themselves.

Blue Exorcist The Movie (2013)

Title: Blue Exorcist The Movie (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-17 (Theater)
Cast: Nobuto Okamoto Jun Fukuyama Kana Hanazawa Kazuya Nakai Koji Yusa
Genre: Action & Adventure Animation Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

This August, Blue Exorcist fans will be treated to something special. Following their release announcement of the entire television series on video, Aniplex of America has just announced that Blue Exorcist: The Movie will debut in the US this August with English dialogue. Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura and the rest of their friends return in this original story by Kazue Kato. A brief description about the movie, "Set at a time when True Cross Academy is in the midst of preparing for a festival celebrated every 11 years, a mysterious demon named Usamaro suddenly appears. Since Usamaro's appearance, strange events have been happening across True Cross Academy. It's up to Rin and the other exorcists to figure out what's going on before their city falls apart." The entire Blue Exorcist English voice cast will reprise their roles in this original story set for the big screen. There is no doubt this movie will provide a new experience for both fans who have enjoyed the Blue Exorcist TV series or who are just introduced to Blue Exorcist. (c) Eleven ARts

Little Red Wagon (2012)

Title: Little Red Wagon (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 104 min(s)
Release: 2013-04-29 (DVD)
2012-10-05 (Theater)
Cast: Anna Gunn Chandler Canterbury Frances O'Connor Dylan Matzke Daveigh Chase
Genre: Drama Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

An 8-year-old boy dedicates his life to helping children rendered homeless by Hurricane Charley, and learns that you can't put a price tag on life's greatest gifts in this inspirational drama based on actual events. Dejected at the images of families whose lives were uprooted by the disaster, Zach Bonner uses his trusty wagon to collect essential items that will help them get back on their feet. When the media spotlight's Zach's benevolent endeavors, the selfless seizes the opportunity to launch his own charity, dubbed the Little Red Wagon Foundation. Later, Zach encounters a widow and her son who were rendered homeless by the story, and vows to draw attention to their plight by embarking on a cross country walk. Despite his mother's trepidations about the journey and his teenage sister's growing resentment over being stuck at the center of a media circus, Zach sets out on a journey that will transform not just his own life, but also the lives of everyone he encounters. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Teen Beach Movie (2013)

Title: Teen Beach Movie (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-30 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Ross Lynch Maia Mitchell
Genre: Television Kids & Family Musical & Performing Arts
IMDB: IMDB Link

Teen surfing sweethearts Brady and McKenzie are swept into the movie musical "Wet Side Story" when they crash beneath a wave. In the film, bikers and surfers battle for control of a local hangout, and Brady and McKenzie inadvertently alter the movie's romantic storyline when a handsome surfer falls for McKenzie and a cute biker girl swoons for Brady. ~ Tim Holland, Rovi

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

Niko 2 – Lentajaveljekset (Little Brother, Big Trouble: A Christmas Adventure) (2012)

Title: Niko 2 - Lentajaveljekset (Little Brother, Big Trouble: A Christmas Adventure) (2012)
Rated: G
Runtime: 76 min(s)
Release: 2013-10-29 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Mikko Kivinen Vuokko Hovatta Katariina Kaitue Aarre Karen Juha Veijonen
Genre: Action & Adventure Animation Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

On Christmas Eve, Niko must find his little brother who has gone missing. But in order to save Christmas, it's going to take a lot of help from his friends in order to save the day. In this heartwarming holiday tale for all ages, Niko will learn the importance of friendship and family.

Movie 43 (2012)

Title: Movie 43 (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-01-25 (Theater)
Cast: Halle Berry Kieran Culkin Richard Gere Terrence Howard Uma Thurman
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Take a hilarious director, add a brilliant cast, mix in some twisted jokes, remove all boundaries, and then stand back...way back. In Movie 43, comedy is served steaming hot (literally) by director Peter Farrelly of The Farrelly Brothers (Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber) in one of the most shocking, original, and dangerous comedies ever made. Starring Johnny Knoxville, Gerard Butler, Anna Faris, Seann William Scott, Hugh Jackman, Richard Gere, Uma Thurman, Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts, Kate Bosworth, Kate Winslet, Terrence Howard, Liev Schreiber, Elizabeth Banks, Justin Long, Kristen Bell, Patrick Warburton, Josh Duhamel, Jason Sudeikis, Chloe Grace Moretz, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jack McBrayer, Kieran Culkin, and Chris Pratt, Movie 43 is jaw-dropping, uproarious, outrageous fun. Warning: not for the weak-stomached, faint of heart, or easily offended.

Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011)

Title: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-01-11 (Theater)
Cast: Theo Stevenson Richard E. Grant Anjelica Huston Parminder Nagra Noel Fielding
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

The first ever British kid's movie to be filmed in 3D, Horrid Henry: The Movie stars Anjelica Huston as Henry's terrifying teacher Miss Battle-Axe, alongside, Rebecca Front as Henry's headmistress Ms Oddbod and Richard E Grant as rival headmaster Vic Van Wrinkle, with Parminder Nagra as Miss Lovely, Noel Fielding makes an appearance as Killer Boy Rats' frontman Ed Banger, joining Jo Brand as the Demon Dinner Lady, Matthew Horne as Henry's Dad and Prunella Scales as Great Aunt Greta. And introducing new young stars, including Scarlett Stitt as Moody Margaret, Ross Marron as Perfect Peter and Theo Stevenson leads in the title role as Horrid Henry.

Video Games: The Movie (2014)

Title: Video Games: The Movie (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 105 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-07-18 (Theater)
Cast: Sean Astin Zach Braff Nolan Bushnell Hideo Kojima Cliff Bleszinsk
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

From executive producer Zach Braff and director Jeremy Snead, VIDEO GAMES: THE MOVIE is an epic feature length documentary chronicling the meteoric rise of video games from nerd niche to multi-billion dollar industry. Narrated by Sean Astin and featuring in-depth interviews with the godfathers who started it all, the icons of game design, and the geek gurus who are leading us into the future, VIDEO GAMES: THE MOVIE is a celebration of gaming from Atari to Xbox and an eye-opening look at what lies ahead. (C) Amplify Releasing

A Little Bit Of Heaven (2012)

Title: A Little Bit Of Heaven (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2012-06-12 (DVD)
2012-05-04 (Theater)
Cast: Kate Hudson Lucy Punch Kathy Bates Peter Dinklage Gael Garcia Bernal
Genre: Drama Romance Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

A LITTLE BIT OF HEAVEN is a love story set in New Orleans about an irreverent young woman who unexpectedly falls in love with her doctor. Academy Award (R) nominee Kate Hudson is joined by Academy Award (R) winners Kathy Bates and Whoopi Goldberg, as well as Gael Garcia Bernal ("Letters to Juliet"), Lucy Punch ("Dinner for Schmucks"), Romany Malco ("The 40 Year Old Virgin"), Rosemarie DeWitt ("Rachel Getting Married"), Steven Weber ("My One And Only") and Treat Williams ("What Happens in Vegas"). The Film is directed by Nicole Kassell ("The Woodsman") from an original screenplay by Gren Wells. Marley Corbett (Hudson) is young, beautiful, and wildly funny, but she's afraid of opening herself up to true love and commitment. Though she uses her humor to prevent matters from getting serious, a life-changing visit to her doctor (Bernal) sends both of them on an eye-opening adventure of mutual discovery, leading to revelations neither thought possible.

Little Deaths (2010)

Title: Little Deaths (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-13 (DVD)
2010-12-31 (Theater)
Cast: Kate Braithwaite Daniel Brocklebank Brendan Gregory Siubhan Harrison Jodie Jameson
Genre: Art House & International Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

Three bizarre tales of terror and eroticism are brought together in this thriller anthology. In House and Home, Richard (Luke de Lacey) and Victoria (Siubhan Harrison) are a couple whose marriage has gone sour, and the rare pleasure they derive from being together comes from a strange ritual they perform with unknowing and unwilling guests. However, when Richard invites a young homeless woman in for a meal and some spiritual counseling, he and Victoria find themselves in for far more than they expected. Mutant Tool stars Jodie Jameson as Jennifer, a former junkie and prostitute who is trying to stay off the streets with the help of her boyfriend Frank (Daniel Brocklebank). A doctor has prescribed Jennifer a special medication to help her deal with withdrawal, but the side effects seem almost worse than going cold turkey, and in time she learns the bizarre nature of the drug and how it's produced. And finally, Bitch concerns Pete (Tom Sawyer) and Claire (Kate Braithwaite), a couple whose relationship is defined by extreme S&M role-playing. Claire is the dominant partner and Pete is a willing bottom, but he's beginning to grow weary of Claire's treatment, and one night he turns the tables with startling results. Little Deaths was an official selection at the 2011 South by Southwest Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Little Birds (2012)

Title: Little Birds (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-08-31 (Theater)
Cast: Juno Temple Kay Panabaker Leslie Mann Kate Bosworth Kyle Gallner
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Fifteen-year-old Lily and her best friend, Alison, live on the shores of the Salton Sea. Sprinting toward adulthood, Lily wants to escape her depressing hometown. But Alison is content with her life; she enjoys being sheltered from the uncertainty of growing up. When the girls meet three street kids, Lily convinces Alison to follow the boys to Los Angeles. Thrust into a world of excitement and danger, the girls must decide how far they are willing to go to get what they want. -- (C) Official Site

Little Ghost Grabbers (2012)

Title: Little Ghost Grabbers (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 81 min(s)
Release: 2013-02-12 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Ciara O'Hanlon Christopher Fazio Mikayla Ottonello Dalton Mugridge Phil Babcock
Genre: Art House & International Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Test Movie (2013)

Title: Test Movie (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 2013-11-20 (DVD)
2013-09-20 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

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