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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Title: Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-16 (Theater)
Cast: Aaron Taylor-Johnson Chloe Moretz Christopher Mintz-Plasse Jim Carrey John Leguizamo
Genre: Action & Adventure Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

His heroic antics having inspired a citywide wave of masked vigilantes, Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) joins their ranks to help clean up the streets, only to face a formidable challenge when the vengeful Red Mist (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) transforms himself into the world's first super villain in this sequel written and directed by Jeff Wadlow (Never Back Down). Dave/Kick-Ass and Mindy/Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) are about to graduate high school and become a crime-fighting duo when their noble plans are foiled by Mindy's strict parents. Now, as Mindy hangs up her Hit Girl uniform and navigates the treacherous high-school social scene, Kick-Ass begins patrolling the streets with Justice Forever, a fearless group of urban watchdogs fronted by former mob thug Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey). They've got the criminal element on the run when Chris D'Amico lays his Red Mist persona to rest, and reemerges as The Mother F**ker, a powerful criminal mastermind with a loyal legion of henchmen. The Mother F**ker is determined to avenge the death of his late father, who previously perished at the hands of Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. Now, as The Mother F**ker and his minions begin targeting the members of Justice Forever, Hit Girl realizes that the only way to save Kick-Ass and his new friends is to emerge from her forced retirement, and fight back with everything she's got. John Leguizamo, Donald Faison, Morris Chestnut, and Robert Emms co-star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Big Ass Spider! (2013)

Title: Big Ass Spider! (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 2014-01-07 (DVD)
2013-10-18 (Theater)
Cast: Greg Grunberg Ray Wise Lin Shaye Clare Kramer Patrick Bauchau
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

BIG ASS SPIDER is a TREMORS-style creature feature about a towering mutant arachnid rampaging across Los Angeles and the two unlikely heros who try to stop it. (c) Official Facebook

Ass Backwards (2013)

Title: Ass Backwards (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-11-08 (Theater)
Cast: June Diane Raphael Casey Wilson Vincent D'Onofrio Alicia Silverstone Jon Cryer
Genre: Action & Adventure Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kate (June Diane Raphael) and Chloe (Casey Wilson) are two childhood best friends who met when they placed dead last in their hometown beauty pageant. Now they are all grown up and living in New York City, where Chloe works as a "girl in a box" at a nightclub and Kate is a CEO....of her own one-woman egg donor "corporation". Lost in delusion, they believe they are living large until an invitation to their hometown pageant arrives and their past comes back to haunt them. Join these two loveable losers as they take an ass backwards journey home to reclaim their crown, stopping off at a women's separatist commune, an amateur strip club competition, and meeting their favorite reality TV star along the way. (c) Gravitas

Bad Ass (2011)

Title: Bad Ass (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-04-13 (Theater)
Cast: Danny Trejo Charles S. Dutton Ron Perlman Joyful Drake Patrick Fabian
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it. -- (C) Official Site

This Girl Is Bad-Ass!! (2012)

Title: This Girl Is Bad-Ass!! (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 99 min(s)
Release: 2013-05-21 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Petchtai Wongkamlao JeeJa Yanin Akom Preedakul
Genre: Drama Action & Adventure Art House & International
IMDB: IMDB Link

Pretty Muay Thai powerhouse Jeeja Yanin (Chocolate, Raging Phoenix) teams up with writer/director/star Petchtai Wongkamlao (The Bodyguard 1 and 2) for this playful action comedy centered on a girl (Yanin) who pits a pair of rival mobsters against one another after being recruited to smuggle contraband, and pocketing their dirty money on the sly. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Dear Mom, Love Cher (2013)

Title: Dear Mom, Love Cher (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2013-09-24 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Georgia Holt Cher Georganne La Piere Elijah Blue Allman Chaz Bono
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Mars Needs Moms (2011)

Title: Mars Needs Moms (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-09 (DVD)
2011-03-11 (Theater)
Cast: Seth Green Joan Cusack Dan Fogler Elisabeth Harnois Mindy Sterling
Genre: Action & Adventure Animation Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Take out the trash, eat your broccoli-who needs moms, anyway? Nine-year-old Milo (Seth Green) finds out just how much he needs his mom (Joan Cusack) when she's nabbed by Martians who plan to steal her mom-ness for their own young. Produced by the team behind Disney's A Christmas Carol and The Polar Express, Mars Needs Moms showcases Milo's quest to save his mom-a wild adventure in 3D that involves stowing away on a spaceship, navigating an elaborate, multi-level planet and taking on the alien nation and their leader (Mindy Sterling). With the help of a tech-savvy, underground earthman named Gribble (Dan Fogler) and a rebel Martian girl called Ki (Elisabeth Harnois), Milo just might find his way back to his mom-in more ways than one. Based on the Book by Berkeley Breathed. -- (C) Disney

Arrow, The Ultimate Weapon (2011)

Title: Arrow, The Ultimate Weapon (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 122 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2011-09-29 (Theater)
Cast: Hae-il Park Seung-yong Ryoo Moon Chae Won Mu-Yeol Kim Han-wi Lee
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Nam-Yi is branded a traitor, but also happens to be the best archer in the Joseon Dynasty. Nam-Yi's main desire is to keep his sister, Ja-In safe from any harm. However, on the day of his sister's wedding, their village is attacked by the Qing Dynasty of China. The village in which Nam-Yi and Ja-In live is in the path of invasion and Ja-In gets kidnapped by the elite troop (Niru) of Qing. Niru departs from his demolished village with a bow that his father had bequeathed upon him before dying. They are relentless in their chase to bring down Nam-Yi, who has but one day to save his sister from slavery. As Nam-Yi finally gets a hold of his sister, Jyu Shin-Ta comes between them and a fierce battle between two of the finest warriors unfolds.

Girl In Progress (2012)

Title: Girl In Progress (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-05-11 (Theater)
Cast: Eva Mendes Matthew Modine Cierra Ramirez Patricia Arquette Raini Rodriguez
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Grace (Mendes) is a single mom. She is too busy juggling work, bills, and the very married Dr. Hartford (Matthew Modine), to give her daughter, Ansiedad (Ramirez) the attention she desperately needs. When Ansiedad's English teacher, Ms. Armstrong (Patricia Arquette), introduces her students to classic coming-of-age stories, Ansiedad is inspired to skip adolescence and jump-start her life without mom. While Grace becomes preoccupied with the increasing affections of her co-worker (Eugenio Derbez), Ansiedad enlists the help of her loyal friend, Tavita (Raini Rodriguez), to plot her shortcut to "adulthood". But as her misguided plan unravels, Ansiedad and Grace must learn that sometimes growing-up means acting your age. -- (C) Pantelion

1911 (2011)

Title: 1911 (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 125 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2011-10-07 (Theater)
Cast: Lee Bing Bing Winston Chao Joan Chen Jaycee Chan Dennis Tao
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

At the beginning of the 20th century, China is in a state of crisis. The country is split into warring factions, the citizens are starving, and recent political reforms have made matters worse, not better. The ruling Qing Dynasty, led by a seven-year-old emperor, and his ruthless mother, Empress Dowager Longyu (Joan Chen) is completely out of touch after 250 years of unquestioned power. Huang Xing (Jackie Chan) has recently returned from Japan, where he has studied the art of modern warfare. When he finds his country falling apart, he feels he has no choice but to pick up the sword, leading an increasingly desperate series of violent rebellions against the powerful Qing Dynasty and the New Army- several with tragic consequences. -- (C) Official Site

Arcadia (2012)

Title: Arcadia (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-23 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: John Hawkes Ryan Simpkins Ty Simpkins Kendall Toole Julia Campbell
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A coming-of-age story set in a vast, cross-country landscape, Arcadia begins when twelve-year-old Greta's dad Tom (Academy Award nominated actor John Hawkes) wakes her up before dawn and crams her and her two siblings into a dented station wagon. They set off on a 3,000 mile journey from the New England woods to the California desert. On the way, Tom tells enchanting stories, paints pictures of a California paradise, and assures the kids that Mom will soon join them. Greta believes him at first, mesmerized by the strange new scenery and clinging to her stuffed bunny Harrison. Older sister Caroline nonchalantly accepts his stories, more focused on the boyfriend she's leaving behind. And nine-year-old Nat, too young to suspect a thing, is eager to see the epic Grand Canyon. But Tom's mood shifts as often as the landscape outside their window, and the kids soon find themselves in increasingly unpleasant and even dangerous situations. Mom's presence seems to recede further with every mile they travel. (c) Film Movement

Submarine (2011)

Title: Submarine (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 2011-10-04 (DVD)
2011-06-03 (Theater)
Cast: Craig Roberts Sally Hawkins Paddy Considine Noah Taylor Yasmin Paige
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Fifteen-year-old Oliver Tate has two big ambitions: to save his parents' marriage via carefully plotted intervention and to lose his virginity before his next birthday. Worried that his mom is having an affair with New Age weirdo Graham, Oliver monitors his parents' sex life by charting the dimmer switch in their bedroom. He also forges suggestive love letters from his mom to dad. Meanwhile, Oliver attempts to woo his classmate, Jordana, a self-professed pyromaniac who supervises his journal writing - especially the bits about her. When necessary, she orders him to cross things out. -- (C) Weinstein

Dino Time (2012)

Title: Dino Time (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-12-07 (Theater)
Cast: Jane Lynch Rob Schneider Melanie Griffith Tara Strong Pamela Adlon
Genre: Animation
IMDB: IMDB Link

"Dino Time" is the story of a daredevil kid named Ernie, his little sister Julia, and his best friend Max, who, while horsing around in Max's inventor father's workshop, accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back in time 65 million years, where they're adopted by doting dinosaur mom Tyra (Melanie Griffith) and a rambunctious dinosaur "brother" named Dodger (Rob Schneider). The three kids explore the excitement of the prehistoric world - trying to steer clear of Tyra's evil dinosaur rivals (William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin) - while, back in the present day, Max's dad and Ernie and Julia's overprotective mom (Jane Lynch) plot their rescue.

Nine Nation Animation (2010)

Title: Nine Nation Animation (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2011-10-25 (DVD)
2010-09-29 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Animation Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

"Nine Nation Animation" presents a selection of recent award-winning animated short films from the world's most renowned festivals, including Cannes, Berlin, Annecy, Clermont-Ferrand and others. The program spans the globe and a wide variety of animation styles. A cat and a mouse carry on a dysfunctional relationship in a futuristic landscape. A Chinese monk sets out on foot with a tiger during the Tang dynasty and happens upon the giant Buddhas of Bamiyan. Two bluecollar workers dissect the meaning of "normal" life, as the world crumbles around them. A box of matches succumb, to their detriment, to the appeal of a cigarette.

Carjacked (2011)

Title: Carjacked (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Joanna Cassidy Stephen Dorff Gary Grubbs Tim Griffin Maria Bello
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Lorraine, a stressed out single mom, is harassed by an abusive ex-husband and struggling to raise her 8-year-old son. Her world changes in an instant when she and her child are carjacked by a fugitive bank robber and taken on a desperate drive to retrieve his loot. But Lorraine refuses to be a victim. She is about to take control and fight back. And tonight, what she will do to survive may lead to the most shocking crimes of all.

Farmageddon (2011)

Title: Farmageddon (2011)
Rated: G
Runtime: 86 min(s)
Release: 2012-06-22 (DVD)
2011-06-24 (Theater)
Cast: Mark McAfee Joel Salatin David Gumpert Gary Cox David Acheson
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Farmageddon is the story of a mom whose son healed from all allergies and asthma after consuming raw milk, and real food from farms. It depicts people all over the country who formed food co-ops and private clubs to get these foods, and how they were raided by state and local governments. -- (C) Official Site

People Of A Feather (2013)

Title: People Of A Feather (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 2014-02-04 (DVD)
2013-11-08 (Theater)
Cast: Simeonie Kavik
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Featuring stunning footage from seven winters in the Arctic, People of a Feather takes you through time into the world of the Inuit on the Belcher Islands in Canada's Hudson Bay. Connecting past, present and future is a unique relationship with the eider duck. Eider down, the warmest feather in the world, allows both Inuit and bird to survive harsh Arctic winters. Traditional life is juxtaposed with modern challenges as both Inuit and eiders confront changing sea ice and ocean currents disrupted by the massive hydroelectric dams powering New York and eastern North America. Inspired by Inuit ingenuity and the technology of a simple feather, the film is a call to action to implement energy solutions that work with nature. (c) First Run

The Perfect Host (2011)

Title: The Perfect Host (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-30 (DVD)
2011-07-01 (Theater)
Cast: David Hyde Pierce Clayne Crawford Nathaniel Parker Helen Reddy Megahn Perry
Genre: Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

Warwick Wilson (David Hyde Pierce)is the consummate host. He carefully prepares for a dinner party, the table impeccably set and the duck perfectly timed for 8:30 p.m. John Taylor (Clayne Crawford) is a career criminal. He's just robbed a bank and needs to get off the streets. He finds himself on Warwick's doorstep posing as a friend of a friend, new to Los Angeles, who's been mugged and lost his luggage. As the wine flows and the evening progresses, we become deeply intertwined in the lives of these two men and discover just how deceiving appearances can be. The Perfect Host is a slippery psychological thriller that exposes true human nature and reveals just how far we're willing to go to satisfy our needs. -- (C) Magnolia

Bad Milo! (2013)

Title: Bad Milo! (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-10-04 (Theater)
Cast: Ken Marino Peter Stormare Gillian Jacobs Stephen Root Patrick Warburton
Genre: Drama Horror Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Duncan's (Ken Marino) life is a real pain in the ass. Tormented by a manipulative, crooked boss (Patrick Warburton), a nagging mother (Mary Kay Place) with a boyfriend 1/3 her age, a deadbeat new age dad (Stephen Root), and a sweet, yet pressuring, wife (Gillian Jacobs), his mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan seeks the help of a hypnotherapist (Peter Stormare), who helps him discover the root of his unusual stomach pain: a pintsized demon living in his intestine that, triggered by excessive anxiety, forces its way out and slaughters the people who have angered him. Out of fear that his intestinal gremlin may target its wrath on the wrong person, Duncan attempts to befriend it, naming it Milo and indulging it to keep its seemingly insatiable appetite at bay. (c) Magnolia

Paul (2011)

Title: Paul (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-09 (DVD)
2011-03-18 (Theater)
Cast: Simon Pegg Nick Frost Seth Rogen Jason Bateman Kristen Wiig
Genre: Art House & International Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America's UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever. For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town -- a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Gollings (Frost). Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes. Paul is directed by Superbad's Greg Mottola, from a story by Pegg & Frost. Joining the comedy's cast are Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, Joe Lo Truglio, John Carroll Lynch, David Koechner and Sigourney Weaver. -- (C) Universal

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