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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Title: Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-16 (Theater)
Cast: Aaron Taylor-Johnson Chloe Moretz Christopher Mintz-Plasse Jim Carrey John Leguizamo
Genre: Action & Adventure Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

His heroic antics having inspired a citywide wave of masked vigilantes, Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) joins their ranks to help clean up the streets, only to face a formidable challenge when the vengeful Red Mist (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) transforms himself into the world's first super villain in this sequel written and directed by Jeff Wadlow (Never Back Down). Dave/Kick-Ass and Mindy/Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz) are about to graduate high school and become a crime-fighting duo when their noble plans are foiled by Mindy's strict parents. Now, as Mindy hangs up her Hit Girl uniform and navigates the treacherous high-school social scene, Kick-Ass begins patrolling the streets with Justice Forever, a fearless group of urban watchdogs fronted by former mob thug Colonel Stars and Stripes (Jim Carrey). They've got the criminal element on the run when Chris D'Amico lays his Red Mist persona to rest, and reemerges as The Mother F**ker, a powerful criminal mastermind with a loyal legion of henchmen. The Mother F**ker is determined to avenge the death of his late father, who previously perished at the hands of Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. Now, as The Mother F**ker and his minions begin targeting the members of Justice Forever, Hit Girl realizes that the only way to save Kick-Ass and his new friends is to emerge from her forced retirement, and fight back with everything she's got. John Leguizamo, Donald Faison, Morris Chestnut, and Robert Emms co-star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Big Ass Spider! (2013)

Title: Big Ass Spider! (2013)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 2014-01-07 (DVD)
2013-10-18 (Theater)
Cast: Greg Grunberg Ray Wise Lin Shaye Clare Kramer Patrick Bauchau
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy
IMDB: IMDB Link

BIG ASS SPIDER is a TREMORS-style creature feature about a towering mutant arachnid rampaging across Los Angeles and the two unlikely heros who try to stop it. (c) Official Facebook

Ass Backwards (2013)

Title: Ass Backwards (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-11-08 (Theater)
Cast: June Diane Raphael Casey Wilson Vincent D'Onofrio Alicia Silverstone Jon Cryer
Genre: Action & Adventure Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kate (June Diane Raphael) and Chloe (Casey Wilson) are two childhood best friends who met when they placed dead last in their hometown beauty pageant. Now they are all grown up and living in New York City, where Chloe works as a "girl in a box" at a nightclub and Kate is a CEO....of her own one-woman egg donor "corporation". Lost in delusion, they believe they are living large until an invitation to their hometown pageant arrives and their past comes back to haunt them. Join these two loveable losers as they take an ass backwards journey home to reclaim their crown, stopping off at a women's separatist commune, an amateur strip club competition, and meeting their favorite reality TV star along the way. (c) Gravitas

Daddy’s Home (2010)

Title: Daddy's Home (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2012-06-26 (DVD)
2010-09-10 (Theater)
Cast: Christina Trevino C.H. Morris Joe Estevez Scott L. Schwartz Pedro U. Garcia
Genre: Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

Angelica is a fresh-on-the-job elementary school teacher who follows her long time boyfriend Bryon to a new town. On the first day of school she notices one of her students (Willow) seems troubled and different from all the other kids. After a period of unbroken silence from Willow and violent behavior from her older brother Steven, Angelica learns that there is a problem far beyond her power to fix. When the children's dark family secret becomes known, Angelica does what she can to protect them, even if her own livelihood is at stake. As the situation unravels, so does her sanity in this story of deception, mystery and terror. The question is... "What do you do when Daddy comes home?" -- (C) Official Site

Bad Ass (2011)

Title: Bad Ass (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-04-13 (Theater)
Cast: Danny Trejo Charles S. Dutton Ron Perlman Joyful Drake Patrick Fabian
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Decorated Vietnam hero Frank Vega returns home only to get shunned by society leaving him without a job or his high school sweetheart. It's not until forty years later when an incident on a commuter bus (where he protects an elderly black man from a pair of skin heads) makes him a local hero where he's suddenly celebrated once again. But his good fortune suddenly turns for the worse when his best friend Klondike is murdered and the police aren't doing anything about it. -- (C) Official Site

This Girl Is Bad-Ass!! (2012)

Title: This Girl Is Bad-Ass!! (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 99 min(s)
Release: 2013-05-21 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Petchtai Wongkamlao JeeJa Yanin Akom Preedakul
Genre: Drama Action & Adventure Art House & International
IMDB: IMDB Link

Pretty Muay Thai powerhouse Jeeja Yanin (Chocolate, Raging Phoenix) teams up with writer/director/star Petchtai Wongkamlao (The Bodyguard 1 and 2) for this playful action comedy centered on a girl (Yanin) who pits a pair of rival mobsters against one another after being recruited to smuggle contraband, and pocketing their dirty money on the sly. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Daddy’s Little Girl (2013)

Title: Daddy's Little Girl (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 2014-05-12 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Billi Baker Michael David Thomson Allira Jaques Rebecca Plint Sean Gannon
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kidtoons: Peppa Pig (2012)

Title: Kidtoons: Peppa Pig (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-04-07 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Peppa is a loveable, cheeky little piggy who lives with her little brother George, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig. Peppa's favorite things include playing games, dressing up, days out and jumping in muddy puddles. Her adventures always end happily with loud snorts of laughter.

Here Comes the Devil (2013)

Title: Here Comes the Devil (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-12-13 (Theater)
Cast: Francisco Barreiro Laura Caro Alan Martinez Michele Garcia Giancarlo Ruiz
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Horror
IMDB: IMDB Link

HERE COMES THE DEVIL combines modern indie filmmaking and storytelling with a hint of '70s-styled psychological horror that may not just be psychological. Francisco Barreiro and Laura Caro play parents Felix and Sol whose preteen son and daughter inexplicably reappear after being lost overnight on a desolate, cave-riddled mountainside after a casual hike became every parent's nightmare. The good luck and good fortune of their return soon changes, as the children's behavior suggests ominous and unspeakable events the night the children were lost that continue even now. As a loving couple - and loving parents - try to care for and protect their children, the ancient and half-whispered legends around the caves and the mountain and those who have gone there before become too strange to believe ... and too dangerous, no matter how insane, to ignore. (c) Magnet Releasing

Paul (2011)

Title: Paul (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-09 (DVD)
2011-03-18 (Theater)
Cast: Simon Pegg Nick Frost Seth Rogen Jason Bateman Kristen Wiig
Genre: Art House & International Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America's UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever. For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town -- a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Gollings (Frost). Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes. Paul is directed by Superbad's Greg Mottola, from a story by Pegg & Frost. Joining the comedy's cast are Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, Joe Lo Truglio, John Carroll Lynch, David Koechner and Sigourney Weaver. -- (C) Universal

Bad Milo! (2013)

Title: Bad Milo! (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-10-04 (Theater)
Cast: Ken Marino Peter Stormare Gillian Jacobs Stephen Root Patrick Warburton
Genre: Drama Horror Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Duncan's (Ken Marino) life is a real pain in the ass. Tormented by a manipulative, crooked boss (Patrick Warburton), a nagging mother (Mary Kay Place) with a boyfriend 1/3 her age, a deadbeat new age dad (Stephen Root), and a sweet, yet pressuring, wife (Gillian Jacobs), his mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan seeks the help of a hypnotherapist (Peter Stormare), who helps him discover the root of his unusual stomach pain: a pintsized demon living in his intestine that, triggered by excessive anxiety, forces its way out and slaughters the people who have angered him. Out of fear that his intestinal gremlin may target its wrath on the wrong person, Duncan attempts to befriend it, naming it Milo and indulging it to keep its seemingly insatiable appetite at bay. (c) Magnolia

Picture Day (2012)

Title: Picture Day (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 93 min(s)
Release: 2013-05-21 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Tatiana Maslany Spencer Van Wyck Steven McCarthy Susan Coyne Fiona Highet
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Forced to repeat her senior year in high school, Claire's (Tatiana Maslany) reputation is sliding from bad-ass to bad joke. At night, she escapes to would-be rock star Jim (Steven McCarthy), while at school, she bonds with Henry (Spencer Van Wyck), a nerdy freshman she used to babysit. Eventually, Claire learns the difference between sex, intimacy, and friendship.

Uncertain Terms (2014)

Title: Uncertain Terms (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 75 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-07-14 (Theater)
Cast: David Dahlbom Adinah Dancyger Casey Drogin Hannah Gross
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

After catching his wife with another guy, Robbie (David Dahlbom) flees Brooklyn for the countryside to stay with his neurotic aunt who runs a home for pregnant teenagers. As the only man in the house, Robbie inadvertently becomes the object of the girls' attention... and affection. He eventually meets Nina, (India Menuez) who is mature beyond her age and struggling with relationship troubles of her own. The more Robbie and Nina get to know each other, the more "complicated" their friendship becomes, stirring up jealously among the girls. In trying to save Nina from making the biggest mistake of her life, Robbie gets caught in a love triangle between Nina and her delinquent baby daddy, Chase.

BearCity 2: The Proposal (2012)

Title: BearCity 2: The Proposal (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-09-28 (Theater)
Cast: Kevin Smith Kathy Najimy Richard Riehle James Martinez Gerald McCullouch
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kathy Najimy plays den mother to the returning cast of bears, boys and cubs, for a Bear Week bachelor party in Provincetown! Take a trip down the aisle with Roger and Tyler to one of the most magical beach towns on earth in this romantic comedy for all. Kevin Smith, Lt. Dan Choi, Frank DiCaro, Mike Ruiz and Varla Jean Merman, lend their support to our lovable gang as they navigate through a foam party, ex‐boyfriends and 6,000 sexy men. Meanwhile, Richard Riehle (Bridesmaids) as father of the groom, learns a whole new meaning to the word "Daddy!" BearCity 2: The Proposal, is a romp full of fur, fun and family as the bears realize that marriage is much more than just the freedom to say "I do." -- (C) Official Site

Stony Island (2012)

Title: Stony Island (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 2012-04-24 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Richard Davis Edward Stoney Robinson George Englund Gene Barge Ronnie Barron
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Filmed on the gritty streets ofChicago's south side, STONY ISLAND tells the story of Richie Bloom (Richie Davis), the only white kid on the block, as he forms an R&B band with his best friend, Kevin (Edward "Stoney" Robinson). With the help of their mentor, aging sax legend Percy (Gene "Daddy G" Barge),they pull together a funky supergroup, stealing practice time atnight in the local funeral home.Despite few resourcesandheavy lossesthisresilient group of dedicated musicians--armedonly with wit, sleight of hand and outrageous Chicago bravado--mustcome together to finallymake their smash debut.

Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Love Me (2012)

Title: Love Me (2012)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 2013-01-15 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Lindsey Shaw Jean-Luc Bilodeau Kaitlyn Leeb Jamie Johnston Sam Duke
Genre: Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

Sixteen-year-old Melissa Kennedy has been missing for almost three months and the town of Ridgedale is coming unhinged. Sylvia Potter (Lindsey Shaw of ''Pretty Little Liars'' and ''Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide'') wants so badly to be in love. Then sexy, quiet, rich kid Lucas Green (Jamie Johnston of ''Degrassi: The Next Generation'') transfers to Hampton Prep and the sparks fly - despite the warnings of almost every friend in her circle. But what seems like a love story hits a major twist when the police begin an investigation into Lucas' involvement in the Melissa Kennedy case. What really happened to Melissa and how long can Lucas and Sylvia's relationship last in the face of this mystery? Jean-Luc Bilodeau (''Baby Daddy'' and ''Kyle XY'') and Kaitlyn Leeb (Total Recall) co-star in this intense thriller.

Tio Papi (2013)

Title: Tio Papi (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-09-06 (Theater)
Cast: Joey Dedio Elizabeth Rodriguez Kelly McGillis Frankie Faison Gabriella Fanuele
Genre: Drama Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

It was a bachelor's life for hard-working and fun-loving Ray Ray Dominguez (Joey Dedio) who dreams of leaving the barrio for a more carefree existence in Miami. That's until one day when everything changed - and he became a reluctant "Tio Papi" aka Uncle Daddy to his sister's six children ages six to 16. Now, in charge of raising this energetic (and expensive) clan, Ray Ray must make important decisions on what life really is all about. Combining heart-warming drama with light-hearted comedy, TIO PAPI, directed by Fro Rojas from the original screenplay by Joey Dedio and Brian Herskowitz, is an upbeat story of life's unexpected surprises and ultimately what matters the most - the love of family. (c)Active Fox

All American Christmas Carol (2013)

Title: All American Christmas Carol (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2013-11-04 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Taryn Manning Beverly D'Angelo Wendi McLendon-Covey Eddie Jemison Alex Solowitz
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Self-centered, unemployed good ol' gal Cindy (Taryn Manning) has been popping out kids by different Daddy's since she was knee high to a grasshopper, but she's more interested in buying lottery tickets and doing what's best for herself than parenting. The only thing in Cindy's fridge is Cheese Doodle, which also happens to be her youngest son's name. With her reckless ways and loose legs, it's no surprise she's about to lose her kids. But when three unlikely ghosts set out to show Cindy the error of her white-trashy ways, she begins to realize she'd better reform or else... (c) Gravitas