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Underdogs (2013)

Title: Underdogs (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 102 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-16 (Theater)
Cast: Maddie Hasson Charlie Carver D.B. Sweeney Natalie Imbruglia Melora Walters
Genre: Drama Kids & Family Sports & Fitness
IMDB: IMDB Link

In the vein of Friday Night Lights and The Blind Side, UNDERDOGS is based on the inspirational true events of a high school football team no one expected to succeed. In small town America, high-school football is everything. For the players, it provides notoriety and a possible ticket to a bigger world. For the community, it's a source of pride. Filmed in Canton, Ohio, UNDERDOGS focuses on the Knights, a lousy team who've become an easy target for jokes. Just when they begin to give up hope, a new coach arrives, helping the lovable losers see their true potential. At the same time, quarterback Bobby Burkett falls in love with a cheerleader from a rival powerhouse, the Vikings. This enrages Vikings' star, John Handon, a bratty rich kid who has his eye on the same girl. Meanwhile, Bobby's father is waging his own war with Handon's dad, whose crooked corporation is suing him over an invention he patented. UNDERDOGS ventures deeper than most films in the sports genre. Using football as a backdrop, director Doug Dearth has crafted a heartwarming and rabble-rousing crowd pleaser, that's sure to have both young and old on their feet by it's exhilarating ending. (c) Official Site

Viyah 70km (2013)

Title: Viyah 70km (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 135 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-09-13 (Theater)
Cast: Harish Verma Aarti Chabaria Geeta Zaildar Jaswinder Bhalla Binnu Dhillon
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Viyah 70 KM is the story of Aman, Sunny and Lakha who are college friends and have a different philosophy on marriage and girls. Aman says that single life is very interesting and will think about marriage after 8-10 years, Sunny says girls are fraud and should be away from them while Lakha's dream is to become a dad as soon as possible. Preeti and Aman are always trying to put each other down and Lakha gets engaged to Priti. Somehow Aman & Sunny manage to break off their engagement and Lakha is furious and takes on the challenge to teach them a lesson.

Decoding Deepak (2012)

Title: Decoding Deepak (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-05 (Theater)
Cast: Deepak Chopra Gotham Chopra
Genre: Documentary Faith & Spirituality Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Film-maker and journalist Gotham Chopra embarks on a year long roadtrip with his father Deepak Chopra in an attempt to resolve the spiritual icon he is to the world vs. the real man known to his family. From devoted disciples that range from Lady Gaga to lost souls searching for themselves in the red rock deserts of Sedona, Gotham begins to paint a raw portrait of his dad that only a son can. The film travels across the planet chronicling colorful Deepak activities - from a traditional monk ordainment in Thailand to a literal decoding of ancient family registers in rural India. On the homefront, Gotham also takes a closer look at the expansive spiritual empire his father has built over his 25 year career that initially was conceived out of Deepak's own deep personal and spiritual dissatisfaction, and a decidedly non-spiritual (and boozy) origin. -- (C) Official Site

Palo Alto (2014)

Title: Palo Alto (2014)
Rated: R
Runtime: 98 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-05-09 (Theater)
Cast: Emma Roberts James Franco Jack Kilmer Nat Wolff Zoe Levin
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Shy, sensitive April (Emma Roberts) is the class virgin -a popular soccer player and frequent babysitter for her single-dad coach, Mr. B. (James Franco). Teddy (Jack Kilmer) is an introspective artist whose best friend and sidekick Fred (Nat Wolff) is an unpredictable live wire with few filters or boundaries. While April negotiates a dangerous affair with Mr. B., and Teddy performs community service for a DUI - secretly carrying a torch for April, who may or may not share his affection - Fred seduces Emily (Zoe Levin), a promiscuous loner who seeks validation through sexual encounters. One high school party bleeds into another as April and Teddy finally acknowledge their mutual affection, and Fred's escalating recklessness spirals into chaos. (C) Tribeca

Bad Milo! (2013)

Title: Bad Milo! (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-10-04 (Theater)
Cast: Ken Marino Peter Stormare Gillian Jacobs Stephen Root Patrick Warburton
Genre: Drama Horror Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Duncan's (Ken Marino) life is a real pain in the ass. Tormented by a manipulative, crooked boss (Patrick Warburton), a nagging mother (Mary Kay Place) with a boyfriend 1/3 her age, a deadbeat new age dad (Stephen Root), and a sweet, yet pressuring, wife (Gillian Jacobs), his mounting stress starts to trigger an insufferable gastrointestinal reaction. Out of ideas and at the end of his rope, Duncan seeks the help of a hypnotherapist (Peter Stormare), who helps him discover the root of his unusual stomach pain: a pintsized demon living in his intestine that, triggered by excessive anxiety, forces its way out and slaughters the people who have angered him. Out of fear that his intestinal gremlin may target its wrath on the wrong person, Duncan attempts to befriend it, naming it Milo and indulging it to keep its seemingly insatiable appetite at bay. (c) Magnolia

Tu Mera 22 Main Tera 22 (2013)

Title: Tu Mera 22 Main Tera 22 (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 140 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-01-25 (Theater)
Cast: Amrinder Gill Yo Yo Honey Singh Binnu Dhillon Mandy Takhar WamiQa Gabbi,
Genre: Drama Comedy Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A businessman in Melbourne is worried about the future of his spoiled and irresponsible sons Robby and Rolly. He strikes a deal by throwing the brats out of his house sending them to Punjab so that they can understand the realities of life and importance of their roots and heritage. Their servant in Punjab poses as the owner of their house creating misunderstandings and situations to send them back. Over time, they make a deal helping them to achieve their task assigned by their dad but the way they achieve the task brings its own fun and fresh troubles.

Heli (2014)

Title: Heli (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 105 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-06-13 (Theater)
Cast: Armando Espitia Linda Gonzalez Juan Eduardo Palacios Andrea Vergara
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Heli (Armando Espitia) is a young man living in a small town with his father, his wife,their baby and his 12-year-old sister Estela (Andrea Vergara). He works at the same car factory as his unassuming dad, although on different shifts, while his wife is still adjusting to being a mother and recovering from a difficult birth. His sister, a conscientious student, is stumbling through an unconsummated love affair with an older guy, Beto (Juan Eduardo Palacios), who is treated like dirt in brutal police cadet training sessions in the desert. One foolish decision on the too-green sister's part - allowing Beto to hide some drugs in a water tank on the roof of their home - sends the lives of her entire family into a tailspin. The sudden involvement of a vicious special crime force and, later, the corrupt local police only reinforces the picture of this family as victims of forces way beyond their control. (c) Cinema Village

Elvis & Madona (2010)

Title: Elvis & Madona (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 105 min(s)
Release: 2012-10-30 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Simone Spoladore Igor Cotrim Sergio Bezerra Maite Proenca Jose Wilker
Genre: Romance Art House & International Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Opposites attract in a truly unexpected way in this offbeat romantic comedy from Brazilian filmmaker Marcelo Laffitte. Elvis (Simone Spoladore) is a photographer living in Rio de Janeiro who is trying to get her career off the ground. Elvis's family are having money troubles, and since her work isn't bringing in much money, she takes a part-time job delivering pizzas to earn some cash on the side. One evening, Elvis delivers a pizza to Madonna (Igor Cotrim), a drag performer at a local nightclub who is being attacked by Johnny Tripod (Sergio Bezerra), Madonna's sleazy sometime boyfriend. Elvis immediately comes to Madonna'a rescue, and the two become fast friends. Before long, they find that they're strongly attracted to one another, but since Elvis is a lesbian and Madonna is a gay man, they're both thrown for a loop by their new love. As the new couple tries to make sense of their relationship, Elvis wants to raise the money to help her dad while Madonna dreams of finding a backer for a spectacular new show. Elvis and Madonna received its North American premiere at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Sassy Pants (2012)

Title: Sassy Pants (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-19 (Theater)
Cast: Ashley Rickards Anna Gunn Haley Joel Osment Diedrich Bader Martin Spanjers
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

A biting coming of age comedy, "Sassy Pants" follows recent homeschool grad BETHANY PRUITT as she struggles to break free from her smothering mom without any help from her deadbeat gay dad to realize her dream of attending fashion school. (c) Official Site

Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011)

Title: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-01-11 (Theater)
Cast: Theo Stevenson Richard E. Grant Anjelica Huston Parminder Nagra Noel Fielding
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

The first ever British kid's movie to be filmed in 3D, Horrid Henry: The Movie stars Anjelica Huston as Henry's terrifying teacher Miss Battle-Axe, alongside, Rebecca Front as Henry's headmistress Ms Oddbod and Richard E Grant as rival headmaster Vic Van Wrinkle, with Parminder Nagra as Miss Lovely, Noel Fielding makes an appearance as Killer Boy Rats' frontman Ed Banger, joining Jo Brand as the Demon Dinner Lady, Matthew Horne as Henry's Dad and Prunella Scales as Great Aunt Greta. And introducing new young stars, including Scarlett Stitt as Moody Margaret, Ross Marron as Perfect Peter and Theo Stevenson leads in the title role as Horrid Henry.

Chilly Christmas (2012)

Title: Chilly Christmas (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 84 min(s)
Release: 2012-11-06 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Tom Arnold C. Thomas Howell Brooke Langton Casey Graf Karan Brar
Genre: Drama Television Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Tom Arnold and C. Thomas Howell headline this family-friendly tale of a Sol Cal kid who must train his dog for apartment living after his dad gets a job offer in New York City, but finds the process interrupted by a nefarious dognapper intent on abducting his four-legged friend. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Simon and the Oaks (2012)

Title: Simon and the Oaks (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 122 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-12 (Theater)
Cast: Bill Skarsgard Helen Sjoholm Jan Josef Liefers Jonatan S. Wachter Maria KulleKarl Linnertorp
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

An epic drama spanning the years 1939 to 1952, this is the gripping story of Simon (Bill Skarsgaard), who grows up in a loving working class family on the outskirts of Gothenburg but always feels out of place. He finally convinces his father to send him to an upper-class grammar school, where he meets Isak, the son of a wealthy Jewish bookseller who has fled Nazi persecution in Germany. Simon is dazzled by the books, art and music he encounters in the home of Isak's father Ruben (Jan Josef Leifers), which makes Simon long to know more about his own family background. Isak, on the other hand, draws comfort from learning to do something with his hands, helping Simon's dad (Stefan Godicke) make boats. When Isak faces trouble at home, he is taken in by Simon's family and the two households slowly merge, connecting in unexpected ways as war rages all over Europe. -- (C) Official Site

Elf-Man (2012)

Title: Elf-Man (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 2012-12-04 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Jason "Wee Man" Acuna Jeffrey Combs Astin MacKenzie Mirelly Taylor Marty Terry
Genre: Classics Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's Christmas Eve at the Harper house, and young Ryan and Casey are excited that their scientist father (Mackenzie Astin of ''The Facts Of Life'') has finally perfected his new invention! But when dad is kidnapped by a bumbling gang of thieves (led by Jeffrey Combs of Re-Animator), Casey's wish on a magic doll causes Santa to leave behind a mischievous elf ('Wee Man') to save the day. Will Santa's little helper lose all faith in his elf self, or can he discover his true powers to become a real superhero? Mirelly Taylor (''Lost'') co-stars in this big-hearted family comedy about holiday wishes, scary fruitcakes and Christmas miracles that come in every size!

Overtime (2011)

Title: Overtime (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 81 min(s)
Release: 2013-01-01 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Al Snow John Wells Sebrina Siegel Erica Goldsmith James Tackett
Genre: Horror Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Raph (former WWE wrestler Al Snow) and Max (John Wells) only kill bad guys, and only after their boss Sam (Katie Stewart), a high-powered attorney, has cashed a nice paycheck for getting her sleazy clients off the hook. It's hard being a hit man; at least that's Raph's take on the situation. Especially when he finds himself in hot water for forgetting his son's ninth birthday. Luckily Max is there to help his friend scramble to get things together for the kid's big day. But when Sam sends the duo on a last-minute job, the two friends find themselves locked in a laboratory with a team of terrified researchers. It's a classic tale of science gone awry, zombie alien style. And it's up to our heroes to save the day - and try not to become zalien drones in the process! But the trouble they've gotten themselves into is nothing compared to the wrath of Raph's wife if he doesn't make it home in time for his son's birthday party. Being a good hit man is tough; being a good dad is killer!

Dino Time (2012)

Title: Dino Time (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-12-07 (Theater)
Cast: Jane Lynch Rob Schneider Melanie Griffith Tara Strong Pamela Adlon
Genre: Animation
IMDB: IMDB Link

"Dino Time" is the story of a daredevil kid named Ernie, his little sister Julia, and his best friend Max, who, while horsing around in Max's inventor father's workshop, accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back in time 65 million years, where they're adopted by doting dinosaur mom Tyra (Melanie Griffith) and a rambunctious dinosaur "brother" named Dodger (Rob Schneider). The three kids explore the excitement of the prehistoric world - trying to steer clear of Tyra's evil dinosaur rivals (William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin) - while, back in the present day, Max's dad and Ernie and Julia's overprotective mom (Jane Lynch) plot their rescue.

Becoming Chaz (2011)

Title: Becoming Chaz (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 88 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-29 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Chaz Bono Chastity Bono
Genre: Documentary Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Chastity Bono grew up in the public eye as the daughter of pop stars Sonny & Cher, making occasional appearances on their popular television show in the 1970s. But Chastity was not the person the public imagined she was; Bono struggled with gender and sexual identity issues for years before coming out as a transsexual, a man living in the body of a woman. Adopting the name Chaz Bono, the former Chastity set out on the long road to physically transform his body into that of a man. Filmmakers Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato were given near total access to Bono as he deals with the physical and emotional challenges of reshaping his body into that of a male (as well as the complex legal ramifications) in the documentary Becoming Chaz. The film also includes interviews with Chaz's mother Cher, his longtime girlfriend Jennifer Elia, and his stepmother Mary Bono Mack, all of whom have their own ways of dealing with profound changes in someone they love. Becoming Chaz received its world premiere at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

What Women Want (2011)

Title: What Women Want (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-15 (DVD)
2011-02-03 (Theater)
Cast: Andy Lau Li Gong Julian Chen Li Chengru Russell Wong
Genre: Romance Art House & International Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Chauvinistic advertising executive Sun Zigang gains the power to read women's thoughts in a bathroom mishap, and becomes an instant expert on all things related to the fairer sex while scheming to steal the ideas of an ambitious female colleague. Sun's personal life is falling apart; his wife has left him for another man, and his adolescent daughter gives him nothing but attitude. None of this really fazes Sun, though, because all he can think about is getting promoted to creative director at the advertising agency where he works. But when distinguished executive Li Yilong swoops in from another firm and snatches the job right from under Sun's nose, the incensed cad starts to fear that his career may be over. Later, while attempting to soothe his frazzled nerves with some wine and a warm bath, Sun dons women's clothing in a drunken bid to better understand the opposite sex, accidentally knocks a lamp in the bathtub, and gets the shock of his life. Upon regaining consciousness, Sun finds himself in the hospital, and quickly realizes that he now possesses the power to know what women are thinking. At first Sun decides to have some fun around the office by expounding on his uncanny insight into the opposite sex, but when he begins using his newfound abilities to steal Yilong's ideas, he finally pushes things too far. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Money Matters (2011)

Title: Money Matters (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-15 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Aunjanue Ellis Terri Abney James Whalen Victoria Wallace
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Monique "Money" Matters (Terri Abney) is balancing precariously on the brink of her adolescence and her relationship with her mother Pamela (Aunjanue Ellis Ray, Men of Honor), is just as unsteady. As mother and daughter argue, desperate to understand each other, the roles of parent and child become clear and then confused once more. Throughout this journey of comprehension, a family secret is discovered: a secret which, like a wound, has become exacerbated by years of neglect and regret. Money's commute to her Catholic school takes her far from her derelict neighborhood and her difficult home life: yet in this alien world she feels just as much of an outcast. However, when she befriends a sympathetic neighborhood girl, their friendship develops in ways that will push all boundaries.

Gang de qin (The Piano In A Factory) (2011)

Title: Gang de qin (The Piano In A Factory) (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 119 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-05 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Qianyuan Wang Qin Hai-lu Shin-yeong Jang Hailu Qin Wang Quian-Yuan
Genre: Drama Art House & International Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

An economically depressed steel-making city in northeast China, the present day. Chen Guilin is an accordionist who runs a small band with other unemployed friends and has an easygoing relationship with Shuxian, the singer in the group. After going off with a wealthy manufacturer of fake medicine, Chen's wife Xiao Ju returns and asks him for a divorce - which he agrees to - plus custody of their young daughter Xiao Yuan - which he doesn't. Xiao Yuan is the apple of Chen's eye and he's been spending the little money he has on lessons for her to become a pianist. Xiao Yuan says she'll stay with whomever provides her with a piano, so Chen first tries borrowing money from friends and relatives, and then stealing one from a local school - all without success. He then decides there's only one solution: to make one, using pilfered parts from disused factories, wood from demolished buildings, and scrap metal left over from a closed foundry. He assembles all his friends to help in the project, including the scholarly Wang who works out how to build a piano from a manual, local "businessman" Brother Ji who lets him use a decrepit factory and supervises the smelting of the iron frame, ex-con Lightning Fingers who pilfers small parts, and friend Wang Kangmei to help Shuxian with the cooking.

Kidnapped (2011)

Title: Kidnapped (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 82 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-29 (DVD)
2011-06-17 (Theater)
Cast: Fernando Cayo Manuela Velles Ana Wagener Guillermo Barrientos Dritan Biba
Genre: Drama Art House & International Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

Jaime, Marta and their daughter Isabel, a well-off family, move to a luxurious new house. The parents are going through a rough patch but have decided to give their relationship one last chance. On the first evening in their new home, a group of three hooded men burst into the house. Their objective: To get as much money as possible out of them in one night. -- (C) IFC

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