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Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)

Title: Bad Kids Go To Hell (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-27 (Theater)
Cast: Ben Browder Judd Nelson Chanel Ryan Marc Donato Amanda Alch
Genre: Mystery & Suspense Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six private school high school kids find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8 hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible "accident" until only one of them remains. And as each of these spoiled rich kids bites the dust, the story takes on a series of humorous and frantic twists and turns. Is one of the kids secretly evening the school's social playing field? Or have the ghosts of prestigious Crestview Academy finally come to punish the school's worst (and seemingly untouchable) brats? One thing is for sure...Daddy's money can't save them now.

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)

Title: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 89 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
2011-08-19 (Theater)
Cast: Jessica Alba Joel McHale Jeremy Piven Alexa Vega Daryl Sabara
Genre: Action & Adventure Kids & Family Mystery & Suspense Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the surface, Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) has it all...married to a famous spy hunting television reporter, a new baby and intelligent twin step kids. But in reality, trying to mother Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook), who clearly don't want her around, is her toughest challenge yet. Also, her husband, Wilbur (Joel McHale), wouldn't know a spy if he lived with one which is exactly the case - Marissa's a retired secret agent. Marissa's world is turned upside down when the maniacal Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to take over the planet and she's called back into action by the head of OSS, home of the greatest spies and where the now-defunct Spy Kids division was created. With a little help from a couple of very familiar Spy Kids, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), they just may be able to save the world and possibly bring their family together while they're at it. -- (C) Weinstein

Friends With Kids (2012)

Title: Friends With Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 100 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-09 (Theater)
Cast: Adam Scott Jennifer Westfeldt Jon Hamm Kristen Wiig Maya Rudolph
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

FRIENDS WITH KIDS is a daring and poignant ensemble comedy about a close-knit circle of friends at that moment in life when children arrive and everything changes. The last two singles in the group observe the effect that kids have had on their friends' relationships and wonder if there's a better way. They decide to have a kid together - and date other people. There are big laughs and unexpected emotional truths as this unconventional 'experiment' leads everyone in the group to question the nature of friendship, family and, finally, true love. -- (C) Official Site

The Wise Kids (2012)

Title: The Wise Kids (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Matt DeCaro Tyler Ross Stephen Cone Ann Whitney Cliff Chamberlain
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

In a Baptist church community in Charleston, South Carolina, three teenage friends contemplate the next stage of life. There's Brea, an introspective pastor's daughter experiencing debilitating doubt; the hyperactive Laura, Brea's best friend and a devout believer; and Tim, the open-hearted son of a single father, confronting his homosexuality for the first time. Weaving comedy and drama, THE WISE KIDS is is a character-driven coming-of-age story with an extraordinarily talented young cast.

Good Kids (2014)

Title: Good Kids (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-01-15 (Theater)
Cast: Angela Ray Clark Vincent Tula Vince Tula
Genre: Drama Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A stoned father talks about kids, bullies and the grim state of affairs our children face in the "real world". This short film portrays a remarkably simplified observation by a young, ambitious father and his emotionally deprived wife.

Kids-R (2014)

Title: Kids-R (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2014-05-20 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Paul Ehrlich (II) Elton John David Furnish Dave Pelzer
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Having personally witnessed Sir Elton John's failed attempt to adopt a child, a young couple questions if they are ready for kids and whether everyone should be required to match a certain criteria in order to become either biological or adoptive parents.(c) Official Site

Deconstructing Dad: The Music, Machines and Mystery of Raymond Scott (2012)

Title: Deconstructing Dad: The Music, Machines and Mystery of Raymond Scott (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 97 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-06-15 (Theater)
Cast: John Williams Mark Mothersbaugh Edward R. Murrow
Genre: Documentary Animation Musical & Performing Arts
IMDB: IMDB Link

The feature-length documentary is a music-filled biographical film about the life and work of Raymond Scott. It also is a personal investigation into the father/son dynamic - what it means to have a famous father obsessed with his work and the consequent impact on the parent/child relationship. Raymond Scott was more comfortable with technology than with people, including his own children. This personal angle is intertwined with the compelling story of a true American music innovator - one who had a meteoric rise to household-name success, followed by a slow spiral into obscurity and now, posthumously, a growing acknowledgment of his central role in modern music and music technology. In recent years his work has been performed by groups ranging from Rush, Devo, and They Might Be Giants to the Kronos Quartet, and sampled by numerous DJs and hip-hop acts, and adapted by the virtual super-group Gorillaz. This documentary is a vibrant tapestry of stills, home movies, film and television excerpts (Scott was orchestra leader on the weekly Your Hit Parade TV show during the 1950s), musical performances and interviews. My father recorded virtually everything said in the studio, including his phone conversations, and there are lengthy audio interviews. Therefore much of the story is told in his own words - revealing a complicated, often dysfunctional family; at times humorous in conveying Scott's own quirkiness, and serious in dealing with his rigorous devotion to all aspects of his creative and technical life. Naturally it is scored with Scott's music, covering a wide range of styles, including swinging jazz pieces played by the Raymond Scott Quintette, the groundbreaking group that brought him his early fame in the 1930s. In his middle years he returned to his first love - electronics, and he was a synthesizer pioneer. His crowning invention was the Electronium, a "simultaneous composition and performance machine" that was purchased by Motown. There are also cartoon excerpts - Carl Stalling, the music director at Warner Brothers adapted 20 of Scott's quirky, original tunes ("Powerhouse" being the most famous) to amplify the adventures of Bugs Bunny and company. Family interviews include his daughter Carrie, and two of his wives; first wife Pearl, and third, Mitzi. Unfortunately his second wife and protege, the singer/actress Dorothy Collins, died in 1994, before production of this film commenced; the fascinating story of their relationship is told through the recollections of others. Other interviewees include multi-Academy Award (R)-winning movie soundtrack composer John Williams ("STAR WARS"), whose father Johnny was the drummer in the Raymond Scott Quintette; musician, movie & TV score writer, and DEVO co-founder, Mark Mothersbaugh, Grammy (R)-nominated clarinetist Don Byron, Music and concert Producer Hal Willner ("Saturday Night Live"), co-inventor of the MOOG Synthesizer, Herb Deutsch, turntablist, producer, and author, Paul D. Miller aka DJ Spooky; Grammy (R)-nominated violinist Jeremy Cohen, and many others. The film is the defining portrait of this under-recognized American icon

Sexy Baby (2012)

Title: Sexy Baby (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-19 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary
IMDB: IMDB Link

Sexy Baby is the first documentary film to put faces to a seismic cultural shift: the cyber age is creating a new sexual landscape. While doing research for the film, we had intimate and candid conversations with kids in middle school classrooms, suburban shopping malls, nightclubs, college dorms, and even conducted an informal roundtable during a high school house party. While chronicling trends among small town and big city kids, we discovered this: Having pubic hair is considered unattractive and "gross." Most youngsters know someone who has emailed or texted a naked photo of themselves. Many kids have accidentally or intentionally had their first introduction to sex be via hardcore online porn. Facebook has created an arena where kids compete to be "liked" and constantly worry about what image to portray - much of what was once private is now made public. And the list goes on... -- (C) Official Site

Happy (2011)

Title: Happy (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 75 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-18 (DVD)
2011-09-16 (Theater)
Cast:
Genre: Documentary Drama Kids & Family Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

Does money make you happy? Kids and family? Your work? Do you live in a world that values and promotes happiness and well-being? Are we in the midst of a happiness revolution? Roko Belic, director of Genghis Blues now brings us Happy, a film that sets out to answer these questions and more. Taking us from the bayous of Louisiana to the deserts of Namibia, from the beaches of Brazil to the villages of Okinawa, Happy explores the secrets behind our most valued emotion. -- (C) Official Site

Wild Bill (2012)

Title: Wild Bill (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 98 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-16 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Charlie Creed-Miles Will Poulter Liz White Sammy Williams Leo Gregory
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Out on parole after 8 years inside, Bill Hayward returns home to find his now 11 and 15-year old sons abandoned by their mother and fending for themselves. Unwilling to play Dad, his arrival brings them to the attention of social services. With the danger of being put into care looming, Dean forces his Dad to stay by threatening to grass him up for dealing. Dean soon connects with Jimmy and through this new bond starts to realize what he's been missing. He has a family and a place in the world, but when Jimmy gets into trouble with Bill's old cohorts, he quickly has to decide what kind of Dad he wants to be. A good one, or a free one.

My Brothers (2012)

Title: My Brothers (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 84 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-11-30 (Theater)
Cast: Timmy Creed Paul Courtney T.J. Griffin Kate Ashfield Don Wycherley
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A sudden family crisis sends three siblings off on an adventure in this comedy-drama set in working-class England in 1987. Noel (Timmy Creed) is the oldest of three bothers living with their ailing father. Noel and his siblings -- eleven-year-old Paudie (Paul Courtney), who is quick with a joke and dreams of playing professional football some day, and seven-year-old Scwally (T.J. Griffin), who is shy and fascinated with Star Wars even though he hasn't actually seen the film -- are all having a hard time dealing with the knowledge that their father has only a short time to live. When Dad falls asleep, Noel takes off his watch for safekeeping, but when he gets in a fight the timepiece is broken beyond repair. Though the watch was just a cheap digital model, it was Dad's most prized possession, won at an amusement park in Ballybunion; Noel doesn't want Dad to know what happened, so he "borrows" a bread truck from a neighbor and sets off for Ballybunion to find a replacement. Since he hurt his hand in the fight, Noel brings Paudie along to help him work the gear shift, and Scwally is allowed to tag along so he won't tell on his brothers; the brothers see plenty of sights have some unexpected adventures along the way as they look for the watch and come to terms with their father's illness. My Brothers was the firs feature film from screenwriter Paul Fraser. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Cleaver’s Destiny (2013)

Title: Cleaver's Destiny (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-09-27 (Theater)
Cast: Jenny Leona di Gennaro Karl Lentini Alexis Corey
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Amy Cleaver grew up thinking her father was dead. At least that's what her mother, Norma, always told her. On her eighteenth birthday, Amy receives a box of her dad's possessions. In the box she finds old photos of her dad in military uniform, realizing that he was a veteran of the first Gulf War. Amy contacts the Department of Veteran Affairs in the hopes of locating his grave. She discovers that he isn't buried in any cemetery, which can only mean one thing...he's alive. With the help of her dad's old army buddy, she discovers that her father is homeless and has no memory of her. Amy tries to re-connect with her old man in the hopes of reviving his memory. (c) Official Site

Arcadia (2012)

Title: Arcadia (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2013-07-23 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: John Hawkes Ryan Simpkins Ty Simpkins Kendall Toole Julia Campbell
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A coming-of-age story set in a vast, cross-country landscape, Arcadia begins when twelve-year-old Greta's dad Tom (Academy Award nominated actor John Hawkes) wakes her up before dawn and crams her and her two siblings into a dented station wagon. They set off on a 3,000 mile journey from the New England woods to the California desert. On the way, Tom tells enchanting stories, paints pictures of a California paradise, and assures the kids that Mom will soon join them. Greta believes him at first, mesmerized by the strange new scenery and clinging to her stuffed bunny Harrison. Older sister Caroline nonchalantly accepts his stories, more focused on the boyfriend she's leaving behind. And nine-year-old Nat, too young to suspect a thing, is eager to see the epic Grand Canyon. But Tom's mood shifts as often as the landscape outside their window, and the kids soon find themselves in increasingly unpleasant and even dangerous situations. Mom's presence seems to recede further with every mile they travel. (c) Film Movement

Short Term 12 (2013)

Title: Short Term 12 (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 96 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-23 (Theater)
Cast: Brie Larson John Gallagher Jr. Kaitlyn Dever Rami Malek Kevin Hernandez
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

I Am Not a Hipster director Destin Daniel Cretton expands his 2008 short of the same name into a feature film depicting the struggles of a compassionate twentysomething contending with some unexpected life developments while working as a supervisor at a home for at-risk teens. Grace (Brie Larson) has dedicated her life to helping kids who have slipped through the cracks of the system. Committed to her job and in love with kindhearted co-worker Mason (John Gallagher Jr.), she's still struggling to make sense of her own troubled past when she learns that her life is about to change forever. Meanwhile, into the facility walks a young girl who's been constantly shifted between group homes due to dangerous behavior. Almost immediately, Grace forges a powerful connection with her new charge. Now if Grace can just open up to Mason the way she encourages her kids to open up to her, she may find a way to make peace with the future while still providing support to the kids who depend on her the most. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Toast (2011)

Title: Toast (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-20 (DVD)
2011-10-07 (Theater)
Cast: Freddie Highmore Helena Bonham Carter Victoria Hamilton Ken Stott Oscar Kennedy
Genre: Drama Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Nigel's mother (Victoria Hamilton) appears to have been the world's worst cook, boiling unopened cans of food to a soggy pulp and nervously refusing young Nigel's (Oscar Kennedy) suggestions that she try an occasional fresh veg. After many a ruined dinner they fall back on that old reliable, toast-the one dish she has mastered. But Nigel loves her dearly, and is devastated by her early death, leaving him and his lonely dad (Ken Stott) to look after each other. When new cleaner Mrs. Potter (Helena Bonham Carter) arrives, her curves, charms and fabulous lemon meringue pies quickly bewitch Nigel's father, and, much to his son's horror, the three move to the country to live together. The one silver lining is Domestic Science class at Nigel's new school, where Nigel (now played by Freddie Highmore) can finally shine. Soon he and Mrs. P. have embarked on a highly competitive cooking duel, vying for Dad's affections. -- (C) Official Site

Chilly Christmas (2012)

Title: Chilly Christmas (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 84 min(s)
Release: 2012-11-06 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Tom Arnold C. Thomas Howell Brooke Langton Casey Graf Karan Brar
Genre: Drama Television Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Tom Arnold and C. Thomas Howell headline this family-friendly tale of a Sol Cal kid who must train his dog for apartment living after his dad gets a job offer in New York City, but finds the process interrupted by a nefarious dognapper intent on abducting his four-legged friend. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Cowgirls n’ Angels (2012)

Title: Cowgirls n' Angels (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 92 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-05-25 (Theater)
Cast: James Cromwell Frankie Faison Alicia Witt Kathleen Rose Perkins Bailee Madison
Genre: Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Ida, a feisty and rebellious young girl, dreams of one day finding her father, a rodeo rider, whose identity her mom has kept from her. While searching for her dad at a local rodeo, Ida meets the Sweethearts of the Rodeo, a team of young female trick riders run by cowboy legend Terence Parker. Terence discovers that Ida is the grand-daughter of a friend who passed away years before, so he decides to help her. Ida joins the Sweethearts and embarks with them on a tour of rodeos throughout the west. Ida hopes to find her father, but she discovers much more, including a love for horses that redefines her life. -- (C) Sense and Sensibility Ventures

Hop (2011)

Title: Hop (2011)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 2012-03-23 (DVD)
2011-04-01 (Theater)
Cast: James Marsden Russell Brand Kaley Cuoco Hank Azaria Gary Cole
Genre: Comedy Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

For the past 4,000 years, the Easter Bunny has brought joy and candy to kids all across the globe; however, the time has come for a new Easter Bunny to take over the tradition. But while EB (Russell Brand) is the next in line to receive the official title, he couldn't care less about becoming the official bearer of chocolate eggs and jellybeans. Escaping to Hollywood in a bid to find fame and fortune, EB hops in front of an oncoming car driven by Fred (James Marsden), who agrees to give him a place to recover until he's healthy enough to hop along home. Now, the harder Fred struggles to stop his furry new companion from sending his life into a tailspin, the more satisfaction he begins to get out of his newfound responsibility. With a little luck and a whole lot of patience, Fred just might become the man who saved Easter for everyone. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Space Warriors (2013)

Title: Space Warriors (2013)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-04-26 (Theater)
Cast: Dermot Mulroney Josh Lucas Booboo Stewart Mira Sorvino Danny Glover
Genre: Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Six highly skilled teenagers are handpicked to be part of a summer space camp competition at the U.S. Space & Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. As the competition heats up, the kids have no idea that their ultimate challenge will be to solve a dangerous crisis aboard the International Space Station as the world anxiously watches.

Rio 2 (2014)

Title: Rio 2 (2014)
Rated: G
Runtime: 101 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-04-11 (Theater)
Cast: Anne Hathaway Jesse Eisenberg will.i.am Jamie Foxx George Lopez
Genre: Animation Kids & Family Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids in RIO 2, after they're hurtled from that magical city to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets the most fearsome adversary of all - his father-in-law. All our favorite RIO characters are back, and they're joined by Oscar (R) nominee Andy Garcia, Grammy (R) winner Bruno Mars, Tony (R) winner Kristin Chenoweth and Oscar/Emmy (R)/Tony winner Rita Moreno. RIO 2 also features new Brazilian artists and original music by Janelle Monae and Wondaland. (c) Fox

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