Babysitter Gets Fucked By The Kid

The Philly Kid (2012)

Title: The Philly Kid (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-05-11 (Theater)
Cast: Wes Chatham Devon Sawa Sarah Butler Neal McDonough Michael Jai White
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

On the same night that he was crowned an NCAA wrestling champion, Dillon McCabe (Wes Chatham) was involved in the killing of a cop and then sentenced to fifteen years of prison. Ten years later, Dillon is paroled back onto the streets of his run-down Baton Rouge neighborhood. Before he can pick up the pieces of his life, his best friend gets in trouble with a vicious loan shark. To get the money to free him, Dillon must return to fighting - this time, mixed martial arts. But his quick, brutal success gets him into more trouble than ever. And after three vicious triumphs, he discovers that his real opponent is a corrupt system that requires him to do the impossible: lose. -- (C) After Dark

The World Famous Kid Detective (2014)

Title: The World Famous Kid Detective (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 63 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-06-14 (Theater)
Cast: Nick King Karalena Morehead
Genre: Documentary Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

He's a kid named Stanley Kid, owner of the world famous Kid Detective Agency. He must stop a devastating crime wave that's spreading across his island home while keeping himself and his pesky little sister, Nina, from falling into the clutches of his arch nemesis, the evil social worker Clorissa Hodge.

My Babysitter’s a Vampire (2010)

Title: My Babysitter's a Vampire (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 85 min(s)
Release: 2012-09-04 (DVD)
2010-10-09 (Theater)
Cast: Matthew Knight Atticus Dean Mitchell Vanessa Morgan Cameron Kennedy Luke Bilyk
Genre: Action & Adventure Television Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

The story of Ethan Mason, an overly curious 13-year-old whose parents punish him by hiring a babysitter. But not only is his new babysitter a hot sophomore who is way out of Ethan's league, she also happens to be a bloodsucking creature of the night.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)

Title: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)
Rated: PG
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-08-03 (Theater)
Cast: Zachary Gordon Devon Bostick Rachael Harris Robert Capron Steve Zahn
Genre: Comedy Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

During his summer vacation, "Wimpy Kid" Greg Heffley, the hero of the phenomenally successful book series, hatches a plan to pretend he has a job at a ritzy country club - which fails to keep him away from the season's dog days, including embarrassing mishaps at a public pool and a camping trip that goes horribly wrong. -- (C) 20th Century Fox

Kid Cannabis (2014)

Title: Kid Cannabis (2014)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 105 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2014-04-18 (Theater)
Cast: Jonathan Brown Kenny Wormald Aaron Yoo Ron Perlman John C. McGinley
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

KID CANNABIS is the true story of an Idaho teen dropout who builds a multimillion-dollar marijuana ring by trafficking drugs through the woods across the Canadian border. But his pursuit of the high life - complete with girls, guns, and vicious rival drug lords - may leave this ex-pizza boy in way over his head. (C) Well Go USA

Babysitter Massacre (2013)

Title: Babysitter Massacre (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 78 min(s)
Release: 2013-10-15 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: undefined Marylee Osborne Haley Madison
Genre: Drama Horror Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

A group of young women teamed together in their youth to run a babysitting business, when one of their friends died suddenly the group fell apart. Now years later they are all going their separate ways as college approaches, but on Halloween night someone is torturing and killing every member of the babysitter club...

Fat Kid Rules the World (2012)

Title: Fat Kid Rules the World (2012)
Rated: R
Runtime: 94 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-10-05 (Theater)
Cast: Jacob Wysocki Matt O'Leary Lilli Simmons Dylan Arnold Billy Campbell
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Troy Billings is seventeen, overweight, and suicidal. Just as he's about to jump in front of a bus, he's saved by Marcus, a charming high school dropout/street musician. The two begin an uneasy friendship when Marcus enlists the musically challenged Troy to become the drummer in a newpunk rock band. As Troy's relationship with Marcus grows, Troy's father becomes increasingly concerned about his son's new friendship. -- (C) Official Site

The Kid with a Bike (2011)

Title: The Kid with a Bike (2011)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 87 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-03-16 (Theater)
Cast: Cecile De France Thomas Doret Jeremie Renier Fabrizio Rongione
Genre: Art House & International Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Cyril, almost 12, has only one plan: to find the father who left him temporarily in a children's home. By chance he meets Samantha, who runs a hairdressing salon and agrees to let him stay with her at weekends. Cyril doesn't recognize the love Samantha feels for him, a love he desperately needs to calm his rage.

Atomic Kid (1954)

Title: Atomic Kid (1954)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 86 min(s)
Release: 2013-03-26 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Mickey Rooney Robert Strauss Elaine Davis Bill Goodwin Whit Bissell
Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kidtoons: Sid The Science Kid (2012)

Title: Kidtoons: Sid The Science Kid (2012)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 0 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-05-05 (Theater)
Cast: Alice Dinnean Vernon Victor Yerrid Julianne Buescher Drew Massey Donna Kimball
Genre: Animation Kids & Family
IMDB: IMDB Link

Five-year-old Sid is going camping with his friend Gerald in this wall mural from an episode titled, Sid's Backyard Campout. The boys discover the animals and insects that inhabit the back yard and Gerald learns that nighttime darkness isn't scary.

Billy The Kid (2013)

Title: Billy The Kid (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 80 min(s)
Release: 2013-08-27 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Cody McCarver Jerry Chesser Billy Joe Royal
Genre: Western Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

A bounty hunter from New Mexico and a gang of horsemen called "Four of the Apocalypse" set their sights on the town of Dogma.

The Kid (2013)

Title: The Kid (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 27 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-12-13 (Theater)
Cast: Cade Carradine Carlson Young Gary Stretch Kalama Epstein
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

Kid-Thing (2013)

Title: Kid-Thing (2013)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 83 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2013-08-07 (Theater)
Cast: Sydney Aguirre Susan Tyrrell Nathan Zellner David Zellner David Wingo
Genre: Drama
IMDB: IMDB Link

A fever-dream fable about a rebellious girl who spends her time roaming the land, leaving destruction in her wake.(c) Official Facebook

Blackthorn (2011)

Title: Blackthorn (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 98 min(s)
Release: 2011-12-20 (DVD)
2011-10-07 (Theater)
Cast: Sam Shepard Eduardo Noriega Stephen Rea Magaly Solier Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Genre: Western Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

It's been said (but unsubstantiated) that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were killed in a standoff with the Bolivian military in 1908. In Blackthorn, Cassidy (Shepard) survived, and is quietly living out his years under the name James Blackthorn in a secluded Bolivian village. Tired of his long exile from the US and hoping to see his family again before he dies, Cassidy sets out on the long journey home. But when an unexpected encounter with an ambitious young criminal (Eduardo Noriega) derails his plans, he is thrust into one last adventure, the likes of which he hasn't experienced since his glory days with the Sundance Kid. -- (C) Official Site

Jesus Henry Christ (2011)

Title: Jesus Henry Christ (2011)
Rated: PG-13
Runtime: 91 min(s)
Release: 0000-00-00 (DVD)
2012-04-20 (Theater)
Cast: Toni Collette Michael Sheen Jason Spevack Samantha Weinstein Frank Moore
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

This colorful, modern family comedy revolves around 10-year-old boy genius Henry James Herman (Jason Spevack) and his fervently left-wing single mother Patricia (Toni Collette), who works at the local university's cafeteria. A misfit from birth, Henry's precocious, rabble-rousing ways catch up with him when he gets kicked out of school for writing "Manifestos on the Nature of Truth." Meanwhile, 12-year-old Audrey (Samantha Weinstein) has her own problems because of her single father, university professor Dr. Slavkin O'Hara (Michael Sheen), who used her as the test subject for his best-selling book Born Gay or Made that Way? Needless to say, she gets a not-so-nice nickname from her classmates. When Henry scores a scholarship to the university as a child prodigy, the two families cross paths and everything they knew about their lives is thrown to the wind. -- (C) Tribeca

Becoming Santa (2010)

Title: Becoming Santa (2010)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-22 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Carol Myers Jack Sanderson Susen Mesco Dee Sinclair Ernest Berger
Genre: Documentary Musical & Performing Arts Special Interest
IMDB: IMDB Link

A man decides to re-invent himself (at least for a few weeks) as a right jolly old elf in this documentary from director Jeff Myers. Jack Sanderson is a stocky, middle-aged man who has worked in the film business for years as an actor, producer and personal assistant. However, one year he gets the idea to add something new to his resume -- playing Santa Claus. Sanderson decides to find out what it's like to impersonate Santa for a living, not to mention giving himself a dose of Christmas spirit after losing several close family members. Sanderson grows out his beard, dyes it white, gets a custom-made Santa suit, and goes to Denver for a crash course at the American Events Santa School, where Susen Mesco has been turning ordinary guys into Kris Kringle for years. Diploma in hand, Sanderson lands a few gigs as Santa, ranging from ringing a bell for the Volunteers of America on a New York City street corner to dealing with a train full of fussy kids aboard a "Polar Express" in New Jersey. Along the way, Sanderson learns a lot about the history of Santa Claus and how he took on the image we know today, as well as meeting a number of other Santas and discovering the ups and downs of one of the world's most remarkable seasonal occupations. Becoming Santa received its world premiere at the 2011 South by Southwest Film Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn (2013)

Title: Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn (2013)
Rated: R
Runtime: 116 min(s)
Release: 2013-05-21 (DVD)
2013-05-03 (Theater)
Cast: Armand Assante William DeMeo Cathy Moriarty Ice-T Vincent Pastore
Genre: Action & Adventure
IMDB: IMDB Link

Bobby Baldano, (William DeMeo) is the black sheep of his family. When he gets out of prison after serving a five year sentence, his Father, (Armand Assante) has high hopes of a fresh start for him and coming to work at Joseph Baldano & Sons Contracting, the legitimate and thriving multi-generational family business Bobby's grandfather built up from nothing. But Bobby's a mob connected street thug who gets caught back up in a life of inescapable crime. He has two families - one supportive and loving, the other dangerous and deadly. He must decide between the two families and once he does truths are revealed that Bobby always knew but was too blind to see and too afraid to face. (c) Official Site

Your Highness (2011)

Title: Your Highness (2011)
Rated: R
Runtime: 102 min(s)
Release: 2011-08-09 (DVD)
2011-04-08 (Theater)
Cast: Danny McBride James Franco Rasmus Hardiker Natalie Portman Justin Theroux
Genre: Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. Danny McBride and James Franco team up for an epic comedy adventure set in a fantastical world--Your Highness. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent's fiancee before their kingdom is destroyed. Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he's settled for a life of wizard's weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious' bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to trek across the perilous outlands and free the princess. Joined by Isabel (Natalie Portman)--an elusive warrior with a dangerous agenda of her own--the brothers must vanquish horrific creatures and traitorous knights before they can reach Belladonna. If Thadeous can find his inner hero, he can help his brother prevent the destruction of his land. Stay a slacker, and not only does he die a coward, he gets front row seats to the dawn of an all-new Dark Ages. -- (C) Universal

Sedona (2011)

Title: Sedona (2011)
Rated: Unrated
Runtime: 90 min(s)
Release: 2012-08-22 (DVD)
0000-00-00 (Theater)
Cast: Frances Fisher Seth Peterson Beth Grant Matt Williamson Christopher Atkins
Genre: Horror Comedy
IMDB: IMDB Link

Two inspiring stories of self-discovery intertwine over a day in mystical Sedona. One follows successful advertising executive Tammy on her birthday as she drives from Portland to Phoenix to land the biggest client of her career. A wrong turn gets her lost and takes her into Sedona by mistake, where a local tour plane runs her off the highway right in the middle of town during an emergency crash landing. She's forced to wait in Sedona while her damaged car is repaired. Across town, uptight lawyer Scott, vacationing with his partner Eddie and their two young sons, embarks on a family day hike out in the forest among the majestic red rocks. Eddie has brought workaholic Scott to Sedona for some rest and relaxation. They wind up in an unexpected frightening adventure out on the hiking trails when their 7-year-old Denny gets lost. The ensuing frantic search for the little boy sends Scott into a profound life-changing journey that forces him to examine his priorities and determine what's truly important in life. Meanwhile, Tammy unwittingly begins a spiritual transformation of her own as she encounters an array of quirky locals, each touching her in different meaningful ways. A string of bizarre coincidences spirals her out of control, leaving her haunted by her past and forcing her to face her demons head on. Letting her guard down, she confronts the implausible possibility that she has been brought to Sedona for a greater purpose.

A Better Tomorrow (2010)

Title: A Better Tomorrow (2010)
Rated: R
Runtime: 95 min(s)
Release: 2011-11-08 (DVD)
2010-10-14 (Theater)
Cast: Yun-Fat Chow Leslie Cheung Lung Ti Young Pao I Emily Chu
Genre: Drama Action & Adventure Art House & International Mystery & Suspense
IMDB: IMDB Link

John Woo established himself as one of Hong Kong's premiere action directors with this ultra-hip, ultra-violent action classic. The film centers around the complex relationship between two brothers: Sung Tse-kit (Leslie Cheung) is a recent graduate of the police academy while Tse-ho (Ti Lung) runs a massive counterfeiting ring along with his gangland associate, Mark Lee (Chow Yun-fat). Tension between the two brothers comes to a head when their father is murdered after a crime deal goes sour and Tse-ho lands in jail after being double-crossed. In perhaps the most influential scene in Hong Kong cinema in the 1980s, Mark avenges his friend by staging a dinner table assassination. As Mark tries to shoot his way out of the restaurant, pulling a series of hidden pistols from potted plants and alcoves, he gets horribly injured. With both founding members of the counterfeiting syndicate incapacitated, the operation falls into the hands of Shing (Waise Lee Chi-hung), Tse-ho's former underling who has little of his boss' elan or experience. When Tse-ho gets out of jail, he reunites with his now-crippled comrade, Mark, to take out Shing and to protect Tse-kit whose life is in danger for investigating their former subordinate. ~ Jonathan Crow, Rovi

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